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erin.K
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   Posted 10/11/2007 8:18 AM (GMT -7)   
:-)  and awaaaaay they go....
                                                            Moanin' Vol. 42
(sorry guys, i don't know how to do the link thing...but should Ducky see this by all means edit this & do your thang). :-)
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Active Severe Rheumatory Arthritis. AS. Crohns Disease. A.Chiari Malformation & right brain venous anomoly. Partial Complex Seizures (under control!). MVP & Tricuspid Valve Prolapse. Rheumatic heart & lung. Kidney Stones (oh joy). Previous Lymes Disease for 10 years.
Meds: Remicade 600mg Q3weeks; Intra-articular knee injections; 6MP; Mesalamine; Prednisone; Entocort; Meclizine; Azithromycin; Tigan; Reglan; LidoDerm; Diazepam; Diclofenac; Celebrex; Dilaudid; OxyContin. 


Ducky
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   Posted 10/11/2007 4:41 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah   yeah yeah Previous thread can be reached here... yeah yeah yeah
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CaMama
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   Posted 10/11/2007 7:01 PM (GMT -7)   

ahhhh, the marital saga continues..... sad

But, back on the arthri*** topic.....I'm hanging in there (barely) with the job in re:to joints hopefully that'll get better. whoops...gotta go....


 


The Bear
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   Posted 10/12/2007 12:07 AM (GMT -7)   
 
To save you all the trouble of tracking back - I'm working on one for you women just to even up the score.
 
What are Men like ???

1. Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . .....  They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
 

THE "WHY'S" OF MEN  

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn )

 
Camama hang in there - as 'they' say whoever 'they' are, things can only get better.
 
Have a great weekend everybody.
 
From the cave in autumn in Apsley.
 
The Bear

CaMama
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   Posted 10/12/2007 1:02 AM (GMT -7)   
Well, I hope so. Husband just left me.
 


babyplace
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   Posted 10/12/2007 3:08 AM (GMT -7)   

Oh CaMama,

Sending you a hug just doesn't seem enough...my heart is right there with you, dear...email me if you want, whatever you need,,,you know that we are all here for you.

Love,

Jody


Boo
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   Posted 10/12/2007 3:43 AM (GMT -7)   
Ok, Camama. We're here anytime you need to explode. He may have done you a favor. Easy for me to say, I know. Some men, I have found, are like fly paper though. They never really leave, keep appearing, possibly because they can't beat their way out of a wet paper bag. Whatever the marital woes are, you are a strong woman who just happens to be married to a little boy who wants his way. His way is for you to be "well" so you can cater to his every need. He's probably angry because he doesn't understand illness. Anger comes from fear. Us folks with affliction know how to live one day at a time. It's all we can do most days. Man! I'm PO'd but pleeeease, don't let this get you down more than it already has. We love you, Boo

yalinda
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   Posted 10/12/2007 4:45 AM (GMT -7)   
camama, we all love and care about you...... gonna send an email hugs yally

CaMama
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   Posted 10/12/2007 7:59 AM (GMT -7)   

Unfortunately, he's back and being a male organ trying to get me to leave the house. I missed a flight this a.m. because he said he wouldn't be here for the kids and is blaming me for missing it and now it'll cost $$$ to get a later one which he is adament I can't spend the funds. Have to miss a big family event I'm helpng sponser. This is not going to be easy. He plays hardball like no one else I know. :( I don't know what to do.

***


 


babyplace
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   Posted 10/12/2007 8:25 AM (GMT -7)   
Is there anyone...family...friends..etc, nearby to help you and the kids right now? We're all so far away, we sure would round up the possee of we could!!
Wish I knew what to tell you..but please, please, do not allow yourself to be bullied or intimidated..he cannot force you out of your own home, your kids need you! If things get too bad, you can make HIM leave..abuse is abuse, whether physical or verbal.  Do you have a lawyer, or anyone to give legal advice has to what your next step should be? Hang tough as hard as that may be, know that we are all behind you in spirit.
Love,
Jody

Post Edited (babyplace) : 10/12/2007 9:37:05 AM (GMT-6)


Ducky
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   Posted 10/12/2007 11:20 AM (GMT -7)   
Oh CaMama.. hang in there.. I'm at work right now, and can't email or post much, but when I get home, I'll post more and shoot you an email.. be strong.. we love you
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The Bear
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   Posted 10/12/2007 3:47 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh camama, what can I say? Tell him to SMEG OFF and that the children's needs come before his needs and you are keeping the house. How about that forstarters? He needs to be told that his bullying will not be tolerated and that there is no place in civilised society for a BULLY - for that is what he is even though he may not have the insight to recgnise the fact - "I'm just one off the boys" type of attitude. Change the locks, dig bear pits, load the shotgun - have I been watching too much daytime tv here? Hang in there camama the 7th cavalry are just over the hill. Rally the family and friends Camama and the thread is always here - hey you might even persuade him to contact me ND SEE HOW HIS behaviour IS VIEWED  BY FELLLOW MAN - Sorry I hit the caps button by accident there.
May the force be with you.
The Bear

Boo
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   Posted 10/12/2007 4:16 PM (GMT -7)   
Camama, I used to get bullied that way. Seemed it was always when I needed to do something. Just one little fly in the ointment threw everything off. It's called control. This is when I have visions of 2x4's up the side of the head.
I hope you left and took a later flight. Spend the $$$$$$$$$. Maybe he'll get the message that acting like a fool will cost him and being an imbecile will get him nowhere except homeless.

Boo
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   Posted 10/12/2007 4:20 PM (GMT -7)   
PS. I heard on the news that stalkers and folks who break restraining orders could be sentenced to ankle monitors. That would be a fine piece of jewelry for him to be seen in. HA!

Ducky
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   Posted 10/12/2007 4:48 PM (GMT -7)   

Moanin' everyone.. :-)

Hubby made it safe and sound, found out that his cell phone works, but it costs almost $3.00 a minute for him to use it.. so I guess we won't be using it much while he's out.. we are looking at getting a phone through Vonage while he's gone, that way it's just a flat rate and we can talk as much as we want. 

I'm doing ok, just miss him.. sad Not used to him being away from the family, and my kids are with their dad right now, so it's just me and my puppy dog.. is nice and peaceful in a way, but is too quiet sometimes.. They'll be back Monday though, so it won't be so bad.. :-)

As for my review board.. I went yesterday and signed the preliminary paperwork stating that I am aware of the fact that they are starting an MEB (Medical Evaluation Board) and found out what they can/can't do...  I should hear something by next week as far as what the docs here think, then it has to go to some approving officials in San Antonio.  I won't hear the results of that for 4 - 6 weeks.. then depending on what they say, will depend on if I appeal their decision or not.. Am hoping for the best, and trying to think positive! scool    Is hard at times, but I can't let this get me down.. there's just too much working against me right now, and I refuse to let it beat me.. nono   I've let it get to me long enough, and now it's time for me to just get a handle on things and make the best out of whatever they throw my way.

I appreciate all the well wishes and thoughts, you guys are awesome.. I know I haven't posted much, but I tried to at least skim the posts every couple of days and I saw all the posts you guys made to me.. you are the best!  I don't know what I'd do without you guys!  You truly are my family away from family.. I too wish we were all closer (geographically) so that we could meet up, but I know that would be tremendous to try and work out..

Well, I'm off to try and see if I can't work something out for us to post pictures if everyone wants to participate.. This of course is a voluntary thing, as I know some people like the anonymity of being online, so please don't feel pressured in anyway that you have to post a pic.. But I know some of you would really like to be able to put a face with the name.. cool I'll make a post to let you know what I find out and how we'll work it..

Much love to you all.. Duck


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Past Meds - Inderal/PTU/Prednisone/Voltaren/Feldene/Mobic/Cortisone and Steroid Shots
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Ducky
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   Posted 10/12/2007 5:09 PM (GMT -7)   
Ah, I did it! Check it out.. there is now a thread for our Online Photo Album.. woo-hoo! I didn't think I'd figure it out, but I got it! :) :) :)
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erin.K
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   Posted 10/13/2007 12:55 AM (GMT -7)   
Whaaaaaat!?!?!?! Camama, holy sh&*! *$%* i don't know what to say.
I second that motion...give the Bear the louses phone number; hah! i doubt you'll have problems aftrwards.
Daaaaaaamn...i think we all should pick a destination and meet for a few pints.
4am...going to attempt to slumber.
do whatever it takes to stay sane my peoples!
till tomorrow...
erin
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Active Severe Rheumatory Arthritis. AS. Crohns Disease. A.Chiari Malformation & right brain venous anomoly. Partial Complex Seizures (under control!). MVP & Tricuspid Valve Prolapse. Rheumatic heart & lung. Kidney Stones (oh joy). Previous Lymes Disease for 10 years.
Meds: Remicade 600mg Q3weeks; Intra-articular knee injections; 6MP; Mesalamine; Prednisone; Entocort; Meclizine; Azithromycin; Tigan; Reglan; LidoDerm; Diazepam; Diclofenac; Celebrex; Dilaudid; OxyContin. 


Ducky
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   Posted 10/13/2007 9:04 AM (GMT -7)   
Moanin' happy Saturday.. any plans for the weekend? Well, I said I was going to clean today, but I don't think I'm gonna.. I think I'm going to take the day for myself and just be lazy... Watch College Football, then the race tonight.. tomorrow I will clean clean clean.. :) :) Hope all is well with everyone.. will post more later..

Duck
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Confirmed Diagnosis of - Psoriatic Arthritis/Spondylitis/Graves Disease/GERD/Scoliosis/Hiatal Hernia/Graves Disease of the Eyes/Chronic UTIs
Current Meds -  Enbrel/Prevacid/Synthroid/Nitrofurantoin
Past Meds - Inderal/PTU/Prednisone/Voltaren/Feldene/Mobic/Cortisone and Steroid Shots
Additional Supplements - Multi-Vitamin/Bromelian/Acidophilus/Green Tea
 


The Bear
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   Posted 10/13/2007 10:19 AM (GMT -7)   
Hey Ducks the big grizzly here - I posted you two piccies - did you get em?
Keep cleanin and he will be home safe and sound before you know it.
Much love
The Bear

Ducky
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   Posted 10/13/2007 10:36 AM (GMT -7)   
Hey Bear.. I just sent you an email.. I didn't get the pics, but I sent you a different email address, hopefully I get them there.. :)
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Ducky
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   Posted 10/13/2007 7:14 PM (GMT -7)   
Well, I managed not to do much today, as planned! Woo-hoo! I watched the LSU vs. Kentucky game.. good game and KENTUCKY WON! Woo-hoo! :) Now I'm watching the race and waiting for the Arizona State game to start! Hope everyone has had a good Saturday...


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Post Edited (Ducky) : 10/13/2007 8:30:50 PM (GMT-6)


The Bear
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   Posted 10/14/2007 12:07 AM (GMT -7)   
Sunday morning in downtown Apsley and the bear is struggling this morning - his right hand has gone awol again and so everything is being done left handed again. This where the actual affects of pd and RA can beome so similar but for very different reasons. You have pain and swelling that prevents you from doing so much [among other things] but in this instance typing, and I have loss of fine motor skills - the end result is the same a smegging useless appendage/s.
 
Camama how are you and the kids? They are the biggest losers in all of this but can dickhead see that? He'd have to take his head out from his own arse first. Best wishes, love and may the force be with you.
Ducky, thanks for the photo gallery - it'll be intersting to see how many people use it. Ideas for other lighthearted thread topics: Song for the day; weekly quiz [I don't mind setting the questions haha]; you've already started the humour thread that i'm struggling to find anything that qualifies for as nealry every one of my jokes will upset one ism or another; the best concert/gig I ever went to etc. or do people have enough on their plates dealing with reality issues to have time for play here. Could even have a poetry thread for the pretentious gits among us [me included in that one].
 
Elfin Erin how are you this autumnal Sunday morning? Sorry forgot you are stillasleep if its a good night!! Hope you are relatively pain free today.
yally - you behaving yourself? How is the daughts gettting on - feeling well again?
Boo - what's the latest on the trials and tribulations with the in laws and family - finally got a buyer for the business?
Babyplace - nice piccies but Gracelands? Or is that a must see sort of place over there and did hubby get the part? He was auditioning for the next batman movie wasn't he? [I hope its not bear hunting season as she'll set her two sons on me for that one]. Good morning anyway.
Momto3 - you gone quiet on us - I do hope everything is okay with you and the kids [big and small].
 
I'm sure I've left peeps out - Raven you readin this thread? Come say hello but fear ye who enters the gates of Hades once entered there is no return.. 
 
It's taken me nearly 45 minutes to type this out and am going to try and get back to sleep now. Enjoy the Sunday - even the colour has gone.
love to you all and stay well.
The Bear

Boo
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   Posted 10/14/2007 3:27 AM (GMT -7)   

yeah  I knew it!  Bear's a hottie!  I'm hoppin' a plane to The Cave!  Ducky and Jody, nice looking pics.  It really is cool to put a face with the posts.  I'll have to have one of my kids help me with putting one of my "Blimpo" pics on here.  The most I can do is peck a little here and there.  Beyond that I'm helpless when it comes to computers. 

Sorry you're having a rough time, Bear.  Hope it passes quickly.  How's Camama?  You've been on my mind day/night.

Overdid yesterday.  Friday was overwhelming and didn't get finished with work.  So I went in at 6:00am Saturday.  Locked the door at noon, went to bed.  I have a couple of customers, mother and daughter, rich folks, chronically late, always come in right at cut-off time expecting to get their stuff done immediately, or at closing time, etc.  At 11:59 yesterday the phone rang and I saw on the caller ID that it was the daughter and I've got her whole wardrobe.  Didn't answer the phone.  Already had the doors locked and knew I'd be there another 30 minutes if I answered.  I know....not a good thing for a business owner to do but I don't give a rip at this point in my crippled life.  Heehee!  I put on my Wal-mart pants one leg at a time just like she does her Bloomingdales. 

Hubby and I are "friendly", no fights, no cross words.  He stays busy checking on his mom, who is sinking fast.  He's having problems with 4 siblings who haven't been here to see her or send any money to help.  Sister-in-law and us, that's all who are paying for the expenses the Medicare won't cover.  We are also carrying our household and our daughter's as she can't work for taking care of her husband.  You just do what you can and what you have to do to get through rough times.  The fur will fly when The Fab Four come to us wondering where the life insurance is 'cuz there isn't any.  There is however printed documentation of what I've spent for the last 5 years for MIL to have her hair done once a week and her pharmacy bills (which is $7000.00+) and $600.00 a month into her account every month for the last 10 years to live on.  I'm just hiding under a rock waiting for the questions.  Just call me "Rattlesnake". 

Don't get me wrong.....I wouldn't have her want for anything.  I've gladly done this.  I'm just so PO'd at how kids do their parents.  I'm glad we are here for her. 

Well, that's my dump session for the day.   


babyplace
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   Posted 10/14/2007 4:41 AM (GMT -7)   

Good Sunday morning all,

man, I wish it was autumn here...still close to 90 and no sign of anything better.  Hope you feel better quick Bear, when you have trouble like that does it ease up after a bit?  Think I joined the insomnia group this week..no sleep for me either, and what can swell..has found a way to do so..tomorrow should be areally fun day with the kids. Getting new windows in the house this weekend, so the house is a real mess, lots of work to do today, and I just plain hurt.

No hubby in those pics Bear, those are three of our four sons.  Knew I'd catch some crap about Graceland haha.. but figured what the heck...yes..it is a "must see" in Memphis, plus we had a blast on that trip.  "Batman" was graduating from college, first of  our family to do that...just a proud mama, even though we do look like a motely(sp?) crew!!

Boo, been thinking about you alot ...glad things have settled down a bit with your man...Your MIL is lucky to have you...Makes me crazy when kids treat their folks like that, but seems to happen more often than not, people ought to be ashamed of themselves!! Sounds like they deserve a rattlesnake...go get 'em. Please take care of yourself though....you've got alot on your shoulders. How's the new little one from China?
Erin, thanks for all the info, will get back to you later, hope you are feeling better.
Mom...how did the doc appt go? Been worried about you, too.
Yally...the 'puter still down?? You're being missed here!
Well, gotta go put up the fat feet for a bit before we get workin on the windows...
Hugs all around,
Jody
CaMama, hoping that you took that trip and check in when you can..we're all thinking of you...

Post Edited (babyplace) : 10/14/2007 7:16:28 AM (GMT-6)


Ducky
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   Posted 10/14/2007 7:57 AM (GMT -7)   
Bear.. you got it my dear..
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Additional Supplements - Multi-Vitamin/Bromelian/Acidophilus/Green Tea
 

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