What???? I have a bad habit of listening to words. Calling someone an idiot when they're really a cretin does make a difference. For so long I thought I was going nuts with stuff like this but, thank God, I see it's not really me.
I, too, was gifted with a new calendar. This one is "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" (with an extra stupid quote for leap year). Here are a few for you, MK. See if you can guess who said what.
"I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started."
"I know that the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully."
"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make - I would hope - put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see." (OK, MK, that one's a dead giveaway.)
And my personal favorite: "By channeling my inner heiress, I created a new opportunity for young heiresses." Said by Paris Hilton.
What does this say about
us, MK? Looks like some people know us too well.
Love You, Jo-Ann
A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".