Oh, there's something wrong with him all right, but it can't be cured with just a jab. I don't know of a pill that can give you manners. If he got something in Thailand, he got what he deserved. Good thing for him that I wasn't there. I have little to no patience with the useless.
From some of your words, it appears you are from across the pond. Whereabout
s are you?
A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".