I knew someone would have to ask! And for the life of me, I can't remember whole story, either. A friend of hers was having intestinal problems...had tests done, and was told she had a fast-growing tumor. When they went to take it out, it turned out to be a piece of a pork chop bone that had become lodged and gotten infected. Not a tumor at all. Something like that.
We need someone like Mikki or Jo-Ann to tell it.
Found this on the web and thought it was too funny. The resemblance in the stories is uncanny:
i heard this story about this fat woman
who sat naked on a pork chop bone once
and didn’t notice when it lodged itself
among her folds of fat. years later,
when she felt a sharp pain, and the doctors
couldn’t figure out what it was, opened
her up and found the pork chop, and realized
that her skin just eventually grew over it.