Oh, how I wish. I have a DH who is pretty well trained, though. The neighbor is demanding and totally treats his paramour like a servant. Today I heard him complaining that she didn't dress his hot dog. "What the heck's the matter with her?" he said. Just gets my irish up hearing it. My DH wouldn't dare... He jokes about it, but he woudln't dare. Of course the result is we need a maid. lol It's bad enough I have the dishes, laundry and half the meals. He does the deep cleaning, vacuuming and mopping. Truth be told, he's the first man who ever got me to do dishes. I always made my ex's do them. LOLOL.
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius