Clutter alert - my sister sent me this today.....

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   Posted 5/27/2005 3:04 PM (GMT -6)   
It is with the saddest heart that we pass on the following news.

Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the
eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how
much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he
still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; Plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
elderly dad, PopTart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Let us all take a moment of silent prayer for the boy who has risen above us.

A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".

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   Posted 5/28/2005 6:16 AM (GMT -6)   
Thanks for the laugh JoAnn....That was very cute...and dont we all
love that chubby little guy ?

Love and Hugs

Sometimes it is a slender thread, Sometimes a strong,
stout rope; She clings to one end, I the other;
She calls it friendship; I call it hope....

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   Posted 5/28/2005 11:52 AM (GMT -6)   
I just love that one. Clutter my face with smiles I really love that little guy also. Hugs and Love Joyce
How wonderful it would be to see Angels where there are only clouds. How sad it would be to see clouds where there are Angels.

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