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   Posted 6/28/2005 10:40 AM (GMT -6)   
tongue  I hope this does not offend anyone. I just thought it was too funny not to pass along. Hugs, Lauri

    Memory was something you lost with age
    An application was for employment
    A program was a TV show
    A cursor used profanity

    A keyboard was a piano
    A web was a spider's home
    A virus was the flu
    A CD was a bank account

    A hard drive was a long trip on the road
    A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
    And if you had a 3-1/2 inch floppy ..

    . you just hoped nobody ever found out

"Go confidently into the direction of your dreams. Live the life you always imagined" Thoreau
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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   Posted 6/28/2005 1:16 PM (GMT -6)   
Too cute! I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks!


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