Ladies, over the years, I have listened to a lot of stories on this board and I think that we need a new award for them. I also think we need a new icon.
I want to introduce the jack@ss award and I would like to award the first one.
My granddaughter, Jordan, has been, unfortunately, visiting with her father. Most people will remember him as the stalker of my daughter, arrested by the Texas Rangers. He's a know drug user but try getting anyone to listen.
Well, he takes her out Friday night and on the way home, he claims that he bent down to pick up something off the floorboard (probably a joint) and ran into a parked car, bad enough for them to have to tow his car away.
Here's the kicker. He doesn't make Jordan put on her seatbelt so she was the one thrown forward and the one with the stitches. I won't get to see her until tomorrow.
I am going to find some blank certificates that I can have my printer fill out for these awards. I'll probably mail his tomorrow.
When you have encountered a true jack@ss, send the particulars and I'll send the certificate.
A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".