I love anniversaries and upward moving job changes. I'll be happy dancing and bud lighting tonight in your honor.
I do want to point out a little correction that you will need to make, though. When you only have one side to do on a mammogram, then we call it a mimmigram (half of a mammogram). Only hurts twice as much to make up for the missing hooter.
Hope everything is A-OK and clear sailing from here on out.
A good friend will bail you out of jail...
but a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying,
"Dâmn... that was fun!".