that says that "any man who is on a diet must cheat"???
I mean, he sits on his pity potty and says, "you know I'm going to die soon, don't you?" And then when you ask him what he had to eat today, along with what he's supposed to have, he says, "and I only had three canes at the office this afternoon." Or, "I only ate a few hershey kisses today." Or oyster crackers or peanuts or whatever his indiscretion of the day is. Hello. You're gut is in danger of exploding here, and you're having candy canes.
I want to just go buy a crave case of Whities and a bag of fries and say, "Let's just put you out of misery the easy way. When you get this down, I'll just stick a fork in you and call you done."
Geez! At least I know SOME people who have a will to live!
The real problem is, he's probably losing weight despite his cheating, and then I'll have to hear,"I told you a few candy canes wouldn't hurt me." I will be so pissed!
Love and hugs, friends...