Anyone seen a funny bumper sticker lately?

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Chutz
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   Posted 5/5/2008 5:16 PM (GMT -7)   
Time for some laughter! It's too hard to come by some days. Has anyone seen a funny bumper sticker lately? Let's keep politics out of it and have some fun, sorta clean humor...lol

I think my alltime favorite is a bright Red bumper sticker that says...

'If this bumper sticker is blue you are driving too fast' (old physics joke)

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   Posted 5/5/2008 5:29 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL! Those are great.


Bumper sticker on the car of a proctologist...

PLANET 7


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Just think about it for a minute....

yeah

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   Posted 5/5/2008 7:50 PM (GMT -7)   
Freya...that's sick...but hilarious!!


OK...I'm dense. Don't get that one ryand. Is it related to music?

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Post Edited (Chutz) : 5/5/2008 8:57:59 PM (GMT-6)


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   Posted 5/5/2008 9:36 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL! Chutzie - I love it! I'm not the only naive one on the planet who doesn't get a joke! But I have to say even I get this one...although I don't get yours! I was horrible at physics.

What's the name of the 7th planet? Take a guess! :-)

Post Edited (PAlady) : 5/5/2008 10:39:22 PM (GMT-6)


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   Posted 5/5/2008 11:35 PM (GMT -7)   
I've belonged to this forum for such a short time and have already learned something about myself I didnt know...my sense of humor is defenitly off!!!
Guess thats what you get for being married to someone who hangs around construction sites all day...my new rule of thumb; if my husband and his buddies love my jokes, they may be better left with them!
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   Posted 5/6/2008 5:39 AM (GMT -7)   
OK, Chutzie - visit this site for a list of the planets in order. When you get to #7, consider what a proctologist's practice is all about...

http://cse.ssl.berkeley.edu/AtHomeAstronomy/act09_planet_list.html

tongue tongue tongue tongue

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   Posted 5/6/2008 6:57 AM (GMT -7)   
OK...haha on me!...lol. I do know the planets in order but was thinking along the lines of 'plants'. Gotta get my head out of the sand.

The Red bumper stickers has to do with the 'red shift' or the complimentary 'blue shift'. As you approach the speed of light color appears to change as teh wave lengths compress. To be blue you'd have to be going at about 100,000 km/sec and that's wayyyyy fast.

Silly Chutzie

Freya...I think you're right. I've been in and around that industry for many years and their jokes need a rating system...lol
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ryand
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   Posted 5/6/2008 8:50 AM (GMT -7)   
he, he, he... Oh, Chutzie, I can see how that wouldn't make sense... plant 7!!! cute. tongue

I'm glad you explained the color one - I didn't get that one either. This is a great thread, Chutz. Thanks for starting it. It's always nice to have something to laugh about!

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   Posted 5/6/2008 11:51 PM (GMT -7)   
License plate of a urologist I knew read WET-ONE

He had a bumper sticker made along the lines of working in the rock quarry blasting the stones (of course he blasted kidney stones, not granite), unfortunately, I do not remember the exact wording, sorry, I always mess up the punch line anyway!!
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   Posted 5/7/2008 10:11 AM (GMT -7)   
Funny you should bring this up, Chutzie!

I have 2 on my Jeep: One says "Fac ut vivas" (get a life) and the other one says: "Cogito ergo femina sum" (I think, therefore I am female)

You can get by with a lot if you use Latin....

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   Posted 5/8/2008 8:27 PM (GMT -7)   
a late one:

when i first moved to texas, i saw this bumper sticker:

I WASN'T BORN IN TEXAS BUT I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I COULD

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   Posted 5/9/2008 10:50 AM (GMT -7)   
If I get a prius I want a sticker that says:

My car may be ugly, but at least I get over 45mpg. What's your mpg?

or maybe

Got mpg?

Not funny, but amussing at least to me.

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   Posted 5/9/2008 11:29 AM (GMT -7)   
For those in the agriculture business...my dad used to teach vocational ag and was adviser for the FFA. I had a bumper sticker on my car in high school that read...

Eat American Lamb...100,000 coyotes can't be wrong!

At the time there was a huge fight over the right of farmers to protect their flocks from predators. Still is an issue at times. We all find our humor where we can..lol

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   Posted 5/13/2008 7:52 PM (GMT -7)   
I saw this saying on a bumper sticker, it made me chuckle.......
"SMILE if your not wearing underwear"

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   Posted 5/14/2008 7:50 AM (GMT -7)   
Oh dear!...lol I do like that one.

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   Posted 5/20/2008 6:47 PM (GMT -7)   
"If you think your perfect...try walking on water"

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   Posted 5/21/2008 2:52 PM (GMT -7)   
How about this one.

If you don't like logging try using plastic toilet paper tongue

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   Posted 5/21/2008 3:06 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL...I do love that one Glen.

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   Posted 7/21/2008 8:10 PM (GMT -7)   
 
 
     I used to have a friend that had one saying:  "Yes, we have warts"
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   Posted 7/22/2008 2:17 AM (GMT -7)   
QUAHOG ...
Good One.
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   Posted 7/22/2008 4:52 AM (GMT -7)   
I absolutely love Freya's. That's going to be my new motto now. The person my psychiatrist medicates me to be!

I just love that one!! Thanks. Sorry I don't have one to share. Just wanted to give kudos to Freya.

Lindaloo

Good idea as always, Chutzie.
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   Posted 7/22/2008 8:06 AM (GMT -7)   
My husband being a John Deere manager brings the company truck home on the weekends that he works, as he is on call all weekend. I never noticed this until Sunday when he decided that we ought to go for a ride. We went out in the hills to the south of our home and I had to go to the bathroom so I squatted..or the best squat I could manage (hubby hanging onto me and trying to not get his shoes wet is tough LOL (ok a little overshare) ) anyway when I was finished hubby helped me with my pants and I was standing there buttoning up my jeans when I noticed a bumper sticker on the bumper of the company truck that read....

"Friends don't let friends drive yellow tractors."

I thought it was amusing at the time.
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   Posted 7/24/2008 5:22 AM (GMT -7)   
I've got 2 that I recently saw:
 
"Pee for enjoyment
Not for employment"
 
 
AND  "When religion ruled the world
         they called it the Dark Ages".
 
This is a great thread...thanks for starting it!
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