Let's face it...we all have a few whacky relatives. Then again, if you can't think of one they maybe you're it!...lol
Who's your craziest relative? What did/do they do?
Mine craziest, and I might add least favorite, is my uncle's wife...notice I don't refer to her as my aunt!?! Everyone in the family is convinced she certifiable. They uses to live on a beach and she was arrested once for shooting at a guy with a 22 rifle when she thought he was stealing a few clams! Funny how she thought she kept things quiet but we all know. BUT...the craziest thing she ever did was burn her house down for the insurance money. Yep...sure did. Just oddly enough they had moved their precious belongings out of their double wide mobile home to their new property. She CLAIMS she forgot she left hot oil on the stove and just ran down to the corner store for a forgotten ingredient. When she came back the house was ablaze. The insurance company was willing to replace the home but she wanted the cash....no compromise. So, she ordered a new mobile home, got the check from the insurance company and then canceled the order. She ended up with the cash. Her first name is Patricia but we refer to her as Pyro Pat!...lol
It wasn't much more than a year after that she had her car up for sale in her sister's front yard. The car was fully insured, of course being a newer Cadillac. Strange how that car just caught fire one day and was a total loss. Yep, she collected the cash. about
the time the second car burned the game was all over. Insurance company refused to give her a policy and wouldn't pay on the second car that burned up. She also couldn't get a passport or visas to travel either. Probably the most unscrupulous thing she did was steal a brand new set of box spring and mattress from my mom and dad's house. She and her sister stayed there while mom and dad were on a trip. The neighbor witnessed the two ladies hauling in an old mattress set and take the new one. Yep...she's a real whack job! I could keep going but I think that's plenty...
Who's the crazy in your family??
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