I was all settled in my chair with pillows all around me when I realized
I needed to post something.
Well, boys and girls, my SlapChop arrived. It is NOT a good thing. I went
to make a coleslaw with purple cabbage, carrots, and a few onion slices. By
the time I was through with the salad-making process it looked like a goat
exploded in my kitchen. You had to tread carefully across the floor
so you wouldn't slip in the cabbage. The texture was terrible even though
I Slap Chopped a long long time. Carrot pieces stuck to my cupboards.
By the time I finished my coleslaw, I could have made two salads the old
fashioned way. Grrrrrrr.
I can't remember how much the dam n thing cost but whatever it cost it
was way too much. No more 800 numbers for me. EVER.
I told you about
Vince and his new-found fame. (He's been photographed in Star
magazines with a beat up face.) The newspaper article said that he got
beat up by a $1,000 a time ho oker.
HA! That is sooo wrong. He got beat up by an angry mob who beat him
up because of his stooooooooopid Slap Chop machine. (See above for more
this purchase of mine)
Post Edited (Pamela Neckpain) : 4/9/2009 3:54:52 AM (GMT-6)