I remember going in to therapy telling mary all about how one of my medicines said "for Insomnia" and how obviously my doctor was off his rocker. When she asked why? I said
"Because I dont stay up and play basball or whatever and run amok the streets at night."
"Why do you think that is insomnia?"
".. thats what the people on tv do...."
" And what do you do?"
" I donno, I just wake, I don't know why. And go right back to sleep. Im in a *BED* though."
" And because your awake, in your bed, you do not think you have insomnia?"
"Fine. Make sense."
"Is there anything else you wanted to talk about?"
"Okay, lets move on."