~Potsie - a little humor

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Mrs. Dani
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   Posted Yesterday 6:57 PM (GMT -7)   
 
Enjoy :-)
 
*Huggs*
  dani

 

 

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood

 

 


Potsie
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   Posted Yesterday 7:36 PM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Dani! I enjoyed that!

privey
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   Posted Yesterday 8:00 PM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Dani that is cute and funny and sometimes true!! rolleyes

Mrs. Dani
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   Posted Yesterday 9:00 PM (GMT -7)   
smilewinkgrin 
 

Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!

Nurse: What is it?

Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

 

smhair 


 

 

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood

 

 


Screaming Eagle
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   Posted Yesterday 10:04 PM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Dani...very funny....we need humor! Thanks for sharing with us! :)

skeye
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   Posted Today 12:30 PM (GMT -7)   
Dani, where do you find all these!!

Skeye

keep the faith
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   Posted Today 4:51 PM (GMT -7)   
THE POTTY

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON
 
 THE TOILET.  HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS
 
BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO
SEE WHAT'S UP.  THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING
 
ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.  BUT
 
about EVERY 10 SECONDS OR SO HE PUTS THE
BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO TO THE TOILET
 
SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF
 
 ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS:  "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?  YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE..

BILLY SAYS:  "I'M FINE, MOMMY..  I JUST HAVEN'T GONE 'DOODY' YET."

MOTHER SAYS:  "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A
 
FEW MORE MINUTES.  BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE
 
YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"
 
BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."

 

Mrs. Dani
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   Posted Today 7:54 PM (GMT -7)   
 
  !Oh!! HAHAHA that is a good one!
 
  I found a cute one the other day, let me find it....
 
 
  

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One

lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was

standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just

come up or was about to go down."

 

The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting

on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or

had just woken up!"

 

The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's

always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her

face, she asks, "Who's there?"

 

He he he!!

*huggs*

  dani


 

 

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood

 

 

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