Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,And sorry I could not travel bothAnd be one traveler, long I stood
Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!
Nurse: What is it?
Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One
lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was
standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just
come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting
on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to bed or
had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as good as it's
always been, knock on wood." She raps the table. With a startled look on her
face, she asks, "Who's there?"
He he he!!