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Chutz
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   Posted 6/12/2010 10:58 PM (GMT -7)   
Fun sayings are the topic for today. I'll give you a couple of examples and I know you will have lots of them to share. Feel free to post more than once on today's topic. Here are a couple of examples of funny sayings....

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Some people are like a slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


OK, that last one was a bit harsh...but it was also funny!...lol
Chutz
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

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antbuggey
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   Posted 6/13/2010 5:12 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't let your mouth write a check that your butt can't cash!

I am in my own little world, but it's okay they know me here!

When you're right...no one remembers, but when you're wrong...no one forgets!

Ok I will stop now......I love this topic and could go on and on!

Take care,
Beckey

flower123
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   Posted 6/13/2010 6:03 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't play leapfrog with unicorns!

bluejet2
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   Posted 6/13/2010 10:09 AM (GMT -7)   
You can wait for things to happen, watch things happen, or make things happen!

Lindaloo
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   Posted 6/13/2010 12:12 PM (GMT -7)   
Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best.

Lindaloo
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Believe in yourself.  Be kind to fellow humans and animals.  Take time to smell the flowers and the coffee.
And by all means, when you are down, ask me for help.  I will be there.
 
Linda


Jim1969
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   Posted 6/13/2010 12:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Finding the right person to marry and finding the right job are a lot alike. It is all a matter of finding someone who can put up with your crap while you put up with theirs.
2 confirmed herniated lumbar discs. Spinal Arthritis. Spinal Stenosis, diabetic peripheral nueropathy.


lostinspace
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   Posted 6/13/2010 5:28 PM (GMT -7)   
something i read from internet... everyone knows you have been faithful give or take a time or two.. and you know u will live forever if you do a line or two....

I thought that was just funny... not nice either sorry.

Chutz
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   Posted 6/13/2010 10:18 PM (GMT -7)   
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Never refuse bacon, you'll regret it when its cooking.


and one of my all time favorites that I often have on my sig line...

The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein


We'll do this again soon...these are great!
Chutz
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

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