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Mrs. Dani
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   Posted 8/2/2010 10:24 PM (GMT -7)   
Tuesday Koffee Klatch
 
    
     If you are new to this forum family then you may be wondering what kind of goofy question is that on a health care forum. idea   We all suffer with medical conditions and with most of us there is pain involved...sometimes a lot of pain. Or maybe you are the loved one of one of these persons. This forum is all about how we help and support each other, how we gain back more quality to our lives, and how we can learn and share what we gain along the way and hopefully make not only our lives better but the lives of others who come to join us.

      But we need to also remember that there is the other side of life...the side that isn't concentrated on illness and pain. That's why we started the daily Koffee Klatch. This is a time to laugh, reminisce, chit-chat about the silly things in our lives...all fun things and no pain. In fact the 'P' word is not allowed...  turn    So each day we share our thoughts or experiences on a different topic. Often it includes food, sometimes we talk about our past, and other times we just get goofy! Laughter is our goal. So, please join us whether this is your very first day on Healing Well or you're a seasoned veteran.
 
Daily Question:
 
     Humor in illness? Yes, yes there is. It may be odd kind of humor that noone but us "gets", but funny none the less! Post your medical humor jokes or quotes.
 
     Some ground rules though. Must be jokes that comply with forum rules. So... use good judgement.
 

 
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
 
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Mrs. Dani
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   Posted 8/2/2010 10:28 PM (GMT -7)   
 
I Can't Find The Cause!
 
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober."
 
devil  

 
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
 
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antbuggey
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Date Joined May 2010
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   Posted 8/3/2010 7:42 AM (GMT -7)   
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

LITTLE JOHNNY: Easy! Don't bite any!

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Rosie was 80 years old and goes to the doctor....

ROSIE: Doctor I have had terrible constipation for years.

DOCTOR: Well why don't you do something about it?

ROSIE: Well, I do....I sit in the potty for hours.

DOCTOR: No, I mean why don't you take something?

ROSIE: I do......I take my knitting with me!
***Spinal Stenosis L3/L4, L4/L5 & L5/S1 with Nerve Impingement***Fibromyalgia***TMJ***GERD***Severe Depression***VERY Large Cyst Right Ovary causing mild twisting, Small Cysts Left Ovary & 3 Large Cysts Uteru****Possible RA***

Medications - MS-Contin, Cymbalta, Famotidine and currently Prednisone

Mrs. Dani
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   Posted 8/3/2010 8:34 AM (GMT -7)   

 

 

  Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital!

  Nurse: What is it?

  Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!


 
TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
 
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Stac/Catz4
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Date Joined Feb 2010
Total Posts : 358
   Posted 8/3/2010 9:52 AM (GMT -7)   
Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorites so, I'll tell one of his best!


A husband and his hypochondriac wife were watching t.v. when a commercial came on.

As they listed the symptoms, the wife says, “Oh no! I have every one of those symptoms!”

The husband replied, “You DO NOT HAVE Testicular cancer!”
I'm called Cat or Stac at times, but as there are few other Cat's on here, I put the number of cats I have and combined it to spell out Catz4/DXed-Syringomyelia C-1 to T-1, Hypothyroidism, Diabetes Type II, IBS, Panic Disorder, ICC , Fibromyalgia, Migraines, Bipolar Disorder, Chronic Muscle Spasms, Torn Rotator Cuff in Left Shoulder, Frozen Shoulder. I had an emergency surgery for ruptured bowel in '05 w/colostomy and takedown in '06. I'm frightened most of the time and scared the rest! I would love to be heard by friends, family and now most of my doctors has seen the proof of my pain. What validation. This has beomce one of the most important words to me...to be validated. Too many meds to name/Too many allergic reactions/sensitivities to too many drugs to name. Meds for Panic Disorder, Pain, Bipolar, IBS, Hypothroidism, Diabetes, Insomnia and then some.
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