Envious.... and disgusted

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randynoguts
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   Posted 3/5/2008 1:30 AM (GMT -7)   
first the disgusting,  why cant people flush the dang toilet?  the last thing i want to see is someone else poop!  
 
  on the other hand i am Envious for the fact that there in the toilet was the most perfecty formed foot long wrist thick solid poop i have ever seen!  if that had come outta me, maybe i would have left it for others to admire as well!    god i gotta get a life..... sad
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teddybearweiser
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   Posted 3/5/2008 3:34 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy, PPL are pigs that don't flush toilet and it sounds like that person did not use toliet paper either lol..................
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   Posted 3/5/2008 5:11 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL...other than that Randy, how's it going?

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   Posted 3/5/2008 7:23 AM (GMT -7)   
HA!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness...that's the funniest thing I've read all year. It's funny because it's TRUE!
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MikeB
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   Posted 3/5/2008 7:55 AM (GMT -7)   
Hope you had a camera with you -- you could tour pubilic restrooms and assemble a Poop Hall fo Fame gallery!

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   Posted 3/5/2008 8:52 AM (GMT -7)   
You could have beckoned your significant other or whoever else was with you and said, "Check out what I produced all by myself" and left them staring in awe. Now THAT would have been a shock :)
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pix
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   Posted 3/5/2008 9:41 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi! That was hilarious! Only someone with Crohns could really appreciate how you felt. Our poop is frequently more colorful, though. Sometimes I have red, brown, beige with sort of cream-colored mucus balls mixed in. Very arty. Not at all boring.

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lilturbo
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   Posted 3/5/2008 11:44 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy...oh my goodness, I THINK OF THAT ALL THE TIME! My husband really makes me jealous sometimes (i know i know, i'm sick what can I say). I'll never forget when I was being discharged out of the hospital after being on TPN for a little over a week. A group of about 8 new interns shuffled into the room and I (again) had to explain everything that had gone on. I concluded with telling them to not take their "healthy" poo for granted, you never know what you have until you no longer poo solidly (I had "peed out of my behind" for about six months prior to entering into the hospital, so you can imagine how I really didn't care what they thought, just thought i would inform them)!
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pb4
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   Posted 3/5/2008 12:25 PM (GMT -7)   
I thought everyone knew this...

"if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down"

Although, I don't believe in letting yellow mellow myself, there'd be nothing worse than when you go to have a poop in someone eles pee and your poop causes a backsplash so anothers pee ends up hitting you in the arse.

:)
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   Posted 3/5/2008 12:28 PM (GMT -7)   
I for one think that "lilturbo" is a perfectly ideal screen name for a Chrons forum . . .

Kittikatt
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   Posted 3/5/2008 2:32 PM (GMT -7)   
I'd just like to add another "HA!!!"
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sammies
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   Posted 3/5/2008 4:29 PM (GMT -7)   
I'm definitely at home here! 2 days ago, I had the smallest little solid terd and almost jumped for joy off the toilet seat. However, today is back to the big D. Ah, it was good while it lasted.
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   Posted 3/5/2008 4:35 PM (GMT -7)   

Did You Know?

about a third of all Americans flush the toilet
while they're still sitting on it.

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CrohnieToo
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   Posted 3/5/2008 4:39 PM (GMT -7)   
Where'd you find THAT statistic, stkitt??
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pb4
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   Posted 3/5/2008 4:44 PM (GMT -7)   
Did you know, that those stupid automatic flushing toilets are literally a pain in my arse when I'm NOT done going to the can and it keeps flushing on me.

LOL :)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


misspriss82
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   Posted 3/5/2008 8:32 PM (GMT -7)   
HAHAHA

I'm jealous that the poop was solid. I haven't had a "solid" poop in about 10 months!!



As for those automatic flushers, HOW do THEY know when I'm finished or not!?!? HAlf the time I'm still wiping and they are trying to flush me down!! Splashing up! Its an whole experience that i do not like! haha
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Matthew
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   Posted 3/5/2008 8:50 PM (GMT -7)   
pb4,

We have those darn things at work! There is one in one of the men's restrooms that flushes every three minutes no matter what! Another you have to practically kick to get anything. What a pain..
Not that I spend time anymore being jealous of poo. Besides having to clean up a bathroom in a truckstop exposes you to horrors beyond belief!

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pb4
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   Posted 3/5/2008 10:39 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh Mathew I can imagine, cleaning them up is just as bad as having to use one, especially before someone has a chance to clean it up, what a thankless job eh...those automatic flushers are the worst, and you're right, there's been plenty of times when I've gone through 6 or 7 stalls to find none of them have flushed and they're full of crap. Can't win for losing.

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   Posted 3/6/2008 10:41 AM (GMT -7)   
hehehehehehe....I wonder if Randy's "buddy" did the happy dance we do with solid excitements!!

I hate the auto flush or even the auto soap and faucets. I recently found out that if you wear dark clother, they have a harder time "recognizing" you are there. I am picturing a Candid Camera episode now....people standing in front of the sink waving and dancing trying to get water, then finally taking their black clothes off and nakedly waiting for the water to come out.

Anyone else have an experience with a high power hand dryer???? The one at the local bar is so strong my skin actually gets blown around my hand!!!
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Sugarmarie
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   Posted 3/6/2008 10:48 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG that is funny Randy you have" Poop Envy".
Confucius say : He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

Words of wisdom: Never trust a fart

:) Sugarmarie A.K.A. Poopy Pants :)


Matthew
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   Posted 3/6/2008 12:05 PM (GMT -7)   
Yeah, I've heard of penis envy before ( Which actually only effects guys! LOL) but Bowel Movement Envy? What would Freud think of that?
Its certainly not a case of being Anal Retentive!

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randynoguts
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   Posted 3/6/2008 8:21 PM (GMT -7)   
so i see that i am not alone, in my envy! and disgust... wasn't there a site like ratemypoo.com that we went to a few years back? hmmm?
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Poo'n at the speed of life
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   Posted 3/7/2008 3:14 PM (GMT -7)   
Hello everyone.

I'm new to the forum...this is my first post. And I'm happy to do it on this thread since I got such a hard laugh out of it. Wicked funny.

The only solid poo I deal with lately is from my two Golden Retrievers!

bentwistle
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   Posted 3/7/2008 6:16 PM (GMT -7)   
This thread has me laughing out loud!

Thanks guys!
I also "love" the squirty automatic air-freshener things...I feel that I'm being chased around by an invisible aerosol can! The little "Poof" noise it makes always catches me off guard. You know you're having a bad day when you hear multiple little poofs!

Matthew
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   Posted 3/8/2008 10:04 AM (GMT -7)   
What happens if you overload the thing? Does the can explode?

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