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randynoguts
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   Posted 3/22/2008 11:53 PM (GMT -7)   
 got me a scope on monday morning, yea for me!  so no eating sunday.  we did our easter dinner last week.  tongue   gonna try and get pictures again this time.  im sure its pretty raw in there. ...  any how i ned to make a list of snappy things to make my dr laugh. i know we have put some up before but i cant find the posts... 
  the one i like the best is to have him come out and tell my wife that "randys head is not up there!"   what else ya got?  devil
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pb4
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   Posted 3/23/2008 12:11 AM (GMT -7)   
Well at least you did have your easter dinner, just sooner than most :)

Always glad to help you out randy...

1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

6. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."

9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

10. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"


:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


pb4
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   Posted 3/23/2008 12:13 AM (GMT -7)   
You might enjoy this story if you havn't heard/read it yet....


All the organs of the body were having a meeting,

trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain ,

“Because I run all the body’s systems,

so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood ,

“Because I circulate oxygen all over

so without me you’d all waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,”

Because I process food and give

all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs,

“because I carry the body wherever

it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes,

“Because I allow the body to see

where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum,

“Because I’m responsible for

waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum

And insulted him, so in a huff,

he shut down tight.

Within a few days,

the brain had a terrible headache,

the stomach was bloated,

the legs got wobbly,

the eyes got watery,

and the blood Was toxic.

They all decided that the

rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The A**h**e is usually in charge !!


My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it!  LOL  :)


praying4healing
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   Posted 3/23/2008 11:23 AM (GMT -7)   
lol that was hillarious pb4!
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Tried asacol,pentasa,prednisone,remicade,6mp,azasan, no avail
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lilturbo
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   Posted 3/23/2008 5:42 PM (GMT -7)   
Good luck tomorrow Randy! Let us know how it goes! I've got my scope on the 1st of April (good times)!
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Crohn'snme
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   Posted 3/23/2008 5:51 PM (GMT -7)   
Good Luck Randy, I was told last week that I need a scope again, such fun! But I laughed histerically while reading my family the quotes, they didn't seem to think it was as funny as I did! LOL

nikki0294
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   Posted 3/23/2008 8:35 PM (GMT -7)   
Randy that was so funny!! I don't know if my doc would appreciate any though. I have my colonoscopy/endoscopy Tuesday so liquid diet for me starting midnight. Oh how fun!! Good luck with yours...

Chris

randynoguts
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   Posted 3/23/2008 9:08 PM (GMT -7)   
yep its at 10am.. yea! well at least i will get a free drug induced nap.. i will update when i can
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lilturbo
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   Posted 3/24/2008 10:52 AM (GMT -7)   
How did everything go Randy?!
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 3/24/2008 11:13 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy
I am hoping you will post as soon as you are up to it and let us know how all went .........some real good ones there from all for doc
My old GI was so anal ..lol ya could never make him crack a smile I swear........

Thoughts are with you and i sure hope you can put up some new pics ......they sure help others see what you have gone thru and EDUCATE and that is so bleeding important IMHO

Take care my friend

Luvs
LYN
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Moderator @ Anxiety Panic..Alzheimer's..Co mod @ Crohns
 
   
 
                   
 


Mellie
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   Posted 3/24/2008 3:18 PM (GMT -7)   
Randy, How did it go? PB4 I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!!!!
Diagnosed with Crohns/Colitis in 2004. Currently taking Azulfidine 500 mg/3 x 3 day, Synthroid. Have had joint complications such as pyroderma gangrenosum in ankles as complication of IBD.


broomhilda
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   Posted 3/24/2008 8:43 PM (GMT -7)   
ZZZZZZZZZZZ, I presume? Fill us in when you wake up!
Dx'd Jan'06, 1st Resection 7/06, Predinsone, Humira, Imuran, B12 injections, Nexium. Secondary conditions: Psorasis, Acne, Fatigue, Joint Pain, Lactose Intolerant, gallstones, fibroid cysts, peri-menopausal.


randynoguts
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   Posted 3/24/2008 10:50 PM (GMT -7)   
oh i did nap! came home and slept some more.. the scoping went on for about 1/2 hour. erythema ,erosions,bleeding,present. took biopsies etc.. drugs given, 225mcg. fentanyl, 7mg midazolam.. i woke up and was talking to the dr and nurse no real discomfort, looked at the monitor a bit and then had some pain so i got me some more meds;0). then slept till it was time to go home. oh did i mention the extreme inflamation in the exit area? foam for that ,whoopee. of corse no biopsy results for a while thanks for all the good wishes, i did use the "find any money" line they said finders keepers. and the " no head up my butt" BTW my prep was 36 hours of liquid diet and 2 fleets! :0) . and i already have my IV so no stick either! see there are bonus's for having no guts.
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 3/25/2008 9:52 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy
Thanks for letting us know what went on...you are too funny
I love the outlook you have with this DD and all you have GONE thru ........you can still and do make others smile and support ppl ...
You give ppl new to this alot of education as I have always said .......
you are one He**ava guy in my books even w/your guts

Take care and PLZ keep us posted on the results when you get them

Luvs
LYN
  DX With Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum, Anxiety/ Panic and Other Disorders
 
Moderator @ Anxiety Panic..Alzheimer's..Co mod @ Crohns
 
   
 
                   
 

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