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Sniper
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   Posted 4/11/2008 10:13 PM (GMT -7)   
  Here are some sites you wont find, but maybe you would like to.
 So, you dont look sick.com
 My butt hurts.com
 Short waits at the doctors office.com
 Tell your family and friends off.net
 My boss is an idiot.com
 What this med really does. com
 How will I pay for this.net
 Translate doctor words into english.com
 You want to put that where?. com
 Do you know where that been.net
 All the foods you cant eat.net
 No that didn't help either.com
 I have what?.net
 Now what.com
 Sleep on the john.com
 Whats that smell.net
 Total body replacement.net
 Why me.com
 I am sure you can think of a few too....
 
 
 
 
 
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


FitzyK23
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   Posted 4/11/2008 10:31 PM (GMT -7)   
Too funny Sniper. I had to laugh at the translate doctor speak/writing. My husband works in insurance and reviews doctors notes all the time. When I got out of the ER I was so confused with my notes... he looked at them and read them no problem. Now that is an acquired skill. Should count as a 2nd language. Sarita, are you working on that messy writing?
26 Year old married female law student.  Diagnosed w/ CD 3 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD.  I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid.  For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn.  I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13.  I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium.  Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night.  I alos take a birth control pill to allow some fun in my life.
 
 


Pommom
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   Posted 4/11/2008 10:37 PM (GMT -7)   
I can relate to a lot of these.Thanks for posting.I am just not creative  enough to add any.
 
Diagnosed  Crohn's, 1998..Gangrene Small Bowel,1998..Ostomy Take Down,1999..TPN for 5 1/2 months..Adhesion Removal,1999..Abdominal Hernia Repair,2000..Kidney Artery Bypass,2001...MEDS--Lomotil,Purinethol,Folic Acid, Fish Oil,Remicade,Levsin SL,Anamantle Cream,Cortifoam ,Ultram.and many more. 29 meds..

Sarita
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   Posted 4/12/2008 12:03 AM (GMT -7)   
I was thinking about starting a thread, actually, offering my services to "translate doctor words into English," LOL. Sniper, I especially like the "No that didn't help either.com," HA!
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dragonfly137927
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   Posted 4/12/2008 12:40 AM (GMT -7)   
trust me doc its flaring you have proof.com sry on my cell it wont make diff paragraphs betcha cant hit my vein.com bend over so i can look.com wow your not the typical Crohn's pt.com most people postop are symptom free for a while.com how to get contrast dye down in record time.com bucket of drugs.com how long did it take ur pharmacy to know you & ur spouse.net
Dx with Crohn's 1987, symptoms as early as 1984.
Temp iliostomy February 2007, reversed June 2007, Ovarian cysts, migraines, allergies (incl food allergies) , oral allergy syndrome (diff than true food allergies), Asthma, Gall Bladder removed 1999, Inguenal hernia 1987
 
 
 


teddybearweiser
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   Posted 4/12/2008 2:01 AM (GMT -7)   
My hats off to you sniper really funny.
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital
in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.
 My GI doctor has me on Asacol, Dicyclomine,Imuran,Celebrex and Remicade. B-12 injection once a month.
My Internest doctor has me on Lisnopril-HTCZ and Folic Acid. Diagnosed
with Osteoarthritis July 2007
 


FallColors
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   Posted 4/12/2008 4:30 AM (GMT -7)   
Thanks Sniper and Dragonfly! Really made me laugh!


locate a toilet.com
when you know more than the ER Docs
I feel like a pin cushion
you have what down where?!?
gas causes global warming
only allergic to the good drugs
gobs of guaze
I have more exit holes than you do

sjkly
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   Posted 4/12/2008 5:39 AM (GMT -7)   
no web sites but how about a new video game

"feed the doctor your meds"

gachrons
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   Posted 4/12/2008 6:04 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Sniper What should I eat .com,,,, what did you remove .com....how long will I feel human ,com....yikes this could go on forever.I feel good .com would be the best. lol gail

Sniper
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   Posted 4/12/2008 6:49 AM (GMT -7)   
Yes gachrons, I guess I missed the best one,,,,We have a cure.com,,,that would be great
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


dustspeck
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   Posted 4/12/2008 8:17 AM (GMT -7)   
wonder.how.i.will.feel.today.com
my.friend.the.toilet.com
always.naseous.but.not.pregnant.org
lets.see.what.happens.if.eat.this.com
how.much.more.blood.do.you.want.from.me.net


awesome post sniper :D
.: stephanie :.
32 y/o female diagnosed 8/8/7 with crohn's of the terminal ileum w/ stricture/scarring
meddies: 6mp, percocet, trazodone, ativan, iron, calcium, folic acid & some other vits


Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/12/2008 9:32 AM (GMT -7)   
I have only one I would love to ask my GI
"You really like doing this dontcha .com"

I am positive I see a sparkle in his eyes with every scope..is it just my GI or are they all like this

SNIPER you are back and so good thanks for the laughter it does help and to see some old faces ( vets) back too

Have a good one all
  DX With Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum, Anxiety/ Panic and Other Disorders
 
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karendee
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   Posted 4/12/2008 1:57 PM (GMT -7)   

this post is so funny!!

I can only think of

what is that in my poop.com

Karen

 

 


 ...

Karen (Karendee)

Diagnosed w/ Crohn’s Disease  March 2007 On 150mg Azathioprine (generic Imuran), Pentasa, & Entocort (take zofran for nausea now)

Diagnosed w/  Fibromyalgia May 2007 also on Soma

Also have Arthritis, and feel like I am falling apart sometimes...


chelsea_doll
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   Posted 4/12/2008 2:26 PM (GMT -7)   
how about no i am not pregnat it is prednisone.com

FitzyK23
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   Posted 4/12/2008 6:29 PM (GMT -7)   
YES CHELSEA!! But we dont even need the prednisonse part. Just IAMNOTPREGNANT.com... I have had more pregnancy tests than I can count because every doctor feels the need to rule that out first. GRRrrrr.
26 Year old married female law student.  Diagnosed w/ CD 3 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD.  I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid.  For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn.  I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13.  I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium.  Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night.  I alos take a birth control pill to allow some fun in my life.
 
 


Sarita
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   Posted 4/12/2008 6:47 PM (GMT -7)   
How about youareaninterestingcase.com, gardenhose.net, and kindoflikeachronicstomachflu.org?
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Lady G
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   Posted 4/12/2008 6:50 PM (GMT -7)   
actually there IS a butyoudontlooksick . com site...and its actually got some pretty good stuff and stories on it that CAN relate to us..I found it cause someone else on here posted it once.
27 year old, married. Diagnosed with Crohns at 17, suspected of having for at least a year or so before that.  Alot of Crohns in my family history.  No surgeries yet. Imuran treatment with Prednisone tapering at moment.  Possible Fistula.


Matthew
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   Posted 4/12/2008 7:32 PM (GMT -7)   
Hmm,

Its not ALL in my head, doc!.com
What is that noise?.com
OMG! The stench could drive maggots from a dead mule.com
WhatshouldItellher?.com
Cancer patients aren't the ONLY ones in PAIN.com
How can I look thin like you?.com
IBD is really IBS, right?.com
Too many pills!!!.com
My knees say storms tomorrow.com

Matthew

chelsea_doll
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   Posted 4/13/2008 12:20 AM (GMT -7)   
howtodrinkbariumfast.com
a.camera.up.your.bum.is.not.just.a.mild.discomfort.com
dreaded.patient.x.ca
this.is.one.bag.you.wont.see.in.vogue.com

randynoguts
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   Posted 4/13/2008 2:18 AM (GMT -7)   
picsofguts.com.....wait we have those already
wheresmybellybutton.com
lostmodesty.com


has anyone tried some of these to see if they already exist?
randynoguts 



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Sniper
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   Posted 4/13/2008 5:02 AM (GMT -7)   
Lady G says there is a butyoudontlooksick.com . I looked for the , we have a cure.com, noooo such luck. I have not looked for, cantsleep.com, Feelikecrap.com , or justputmeinabox.net..There should be a home toilet paper shopping network though ,,or a Meds R US.. I think the toilet paper network is called , WipeOut.net . We should be able to get Depends at Coveryourars.com. or Poopdepants.com . The charcoal lined ones are available at Passdegas.com, Thinkstink.com , PU.org and Wazthatsmell.com . Also there may be a DidIstepinsomthin.com . If you are without these products there should be an Oppsagain.com , whatamess.com , DisposaDrawers.com or Ridacrap.com . By now you should have guessed my favorite site,,,,Imfullofit.com
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


justjenjen
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   Posted 4/13/2008 5:03 AM (GMT -7)   

Matthew
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   Posted 4/13/2008 7:36 PM (GMT -7)   
Yes, toilet paper sites are a winner with me!

Whydidtheyusesandpaperatwork?.org
ThislousytpfellapartAGAIN.com
HowmanytimescanIusethiscrap?.com

Meds also:
My Enemy: Prednisone.org
16Pentassaperday?areyoufreakingkiddingme?.com

Matthew

Howlyncat
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   Posted 4/14/2008 7:22 AM (GMT -7)   
OMG I love this thread.........

Keep em coming
  DX With Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum, Anxiety/ Panic and Other Disorders
 
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lucey
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   Posted 4/14/2008 7:34 AM (GMT -7)   
I just joined today, and this thread is hilarious! I'm having surgery tomorrow, so I'm prepping today (woohoo) & needed a pick-me-up. I think I found it. Thanks!
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