Just a few explanations to help you understand. Like the word Aaaah. What the doctor tells a patient to say before gagging the patient to the max. Also word preceding expletive when one receives the bill.
Admitting receptionist. Personnel trained to smile pleasantly while extracting promissory notes, future inheritances, gold fillings, etc from patients prior to allowing them admission to the hospital. In the emergency department, admitting receptionists make sure that multiple redundant forms full of obscure and irrevelant information are filled in triplicate before treatment is begun.
Dietitian. Person responsible for making sure that food reaching patients is without salt, sugar,fat,carbohydrates,calories, and is cold, soggy, unpalatable, and tasteless. Dietitians strive to ensure that hospital food is the consistency and taste of play dough.
G.O.K... Sophisticated diagnosis..Stands for " God Only Knows!"
Midwife. Doctors second wife, coming after the first wife,(who was dumped after putting the doctor through long years of schooling), and before the last wife (the young pretty thing the doctor marries in his declining senile years.
Pharmacist. Highly trained professional who spent 5 years in college learning how to read doctors' prescriptions and count pills from big bottles into little bottles.
Radiologist. Doctor who prefers to deal with pictures of people rather than people themselves.
Wallet biopsy. Most important procedure done in hospital, whereby all dirty green paper and loose silver is extracted from the leather object in the patients pocket or purse.
Dilate. Live long
Out patient..a person who has fainted
Barium..What to do when patient dies
I am trying my best to dilate.. Hope you guys are too
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