Long...but very funny, "normal people" and the colonoscopy

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   Posted 6/21/2008 7:53 PM (GMT -6)   
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   Posted 6/21/2008 8:49 PM (GMT -6)   
That was hilarious. Thanks for posting.
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   Posted 6/21/2008 9:20 PM (GMT -6)   
Too funny! And absolutely so true, we can all relate, very funny.
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   Posted 6/21/2008 9:54 PM (GMT -6)   
Have always loved Dave Barry.

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   Posted 6/22/2008 12:46 AM (GMT -6)   
Sooooo funny, but if he had crohns he would get to do it over and over and over.........
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   Posted 6/22/2008 6:58 AM (GMT -6)   
Sniper! :-)

Thank you soooooooooooo much for that. I laughed so hard I almost pooped myself! hehe

I have had only one of these in the hospital. I remember sitting up shop, complete with table, prep jug and IV stand in the bathroom yelling at my nurse telling her she was the anti-christ for a few hours (had already been three days in with nothing but liquid and pleeeeeenty of prep and nothing left to clear). I also remember being rolled into the "torture room". When I saw nothing but a wall of those tubes, I FREAKED, telling my doctor "Please drive slowly and get me home safe!"

When new GI doc asked last week to do another one, I said "Not no, but Hell No! It's in the ileum and my ileum is so twisted you WON'T reach it - still having full visual of prep and the "torture room" wall.

Good to laugh. As always you ROCK, Snips!

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   Posted 6/22/2008 8:58 AM (GMT -6)   
Oh this gave me a good chuckle, and its all so true :P

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   Posted 6/23/2008 5:59 PM (GMT -6)   
Thanks! That was a good laugh - and oh so true (although the prep always makes me feel like I drank 2 bottles of vodka the night before! (Pounding headache and vomiting while going at the other end). Dave Barry had it easy!!! I've never slept through my tests either (wish I could).

That was fun to read though!

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