Bektold you made my day I love the olympics too and I read the posts and here this is for you
Play by Play with commentary: 100K Toilet Fly-Jump Ribbon Toss!!!
There goes MN she is on fire folks. She is up and on the run
heading through the first gate she is met with the dog how will she
do it. Mary?!?....Tom I don’t know she is already in a tough position here.
Oh man look at her stoop down and turn around to by-pass the beast.
Tom she had her cheeks tight the entire time!
Now she is onto the doorway and the floor fan is in the way what
will she do? Oh my goodness folks she is in the air she has just
completed an airborne hurdle. (UNBELIEVABLE) Look at her form she
is holding it all in!!!!! Mary look at the height she got and she is still running
will she make it? OOOHHH THE HUMANITY her zipper is stuck no wait she’s go it Tom (Wew)
Shes in the bathroom she is holding....holding she is on the rim like a diver
at the edge Tom! No Mary more like a climber at the summit of MT Everest (silence)
SHE HAS MADE IT!!…(crowd goes wild) and in record time for the first time!!!
You know Mary she had a really bad year last year I don't think she made it once but
OOOOHHH look at the victory!!! Now we are watching the toilet paper ribbon toss.
It is up and twirling I think that is going to be a perfect 10.......no wait ...wait Ohhh it ripped that
is going to cost her Tom!! Yes Mary that is at least a .0000005 point deduction.
The judges are reviewing WOW she has taken the gold! She gets points for speed, she met
all of the obstacles, a perfect splash and oh the air she got on the hurdle and she only had the
one minor ribbon rip. Folks MN is the new champ at the 100K Toilet Fly-Jump Ribbon Toss!!!
She is definitely going to sleep that one off. Signing off this is Tom and Mary of the Crohlympics.
LOL - from MN - I think this should be a regular thing! Thanks again for bringing it up Bektold.