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mj8dokken
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   Posted 10/29/2008 9:04 AM (GMT -7)   

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of

tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the

latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed

with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
 
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered

up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on

him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently

trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
 
sheets in a tangled pile at

his feet.
 
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at

the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),

and  who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What
 
the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the
 
sh** out of a ghost."


Bad flare May '06 resulted in CD diagnosis
 
Asacol: 2400 mg/day; Prednisone: 1.25 mg/day; Entocort: 9mg/day; Metronidazol
Started seeing a Naturopath-Castor Oil Packs, Liquid B Complex, Floragen, Ribes Nigrum, Herbal GI, Chlorella
 
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain"


gachrons
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   Posted 10/29/2008 9:22 AM (GMT -7)   
chuckle
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,and still alive.lol gail


Nanners
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   Posted 10/29/2008 11:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Hahahahaha!!!! That was excellent, thanks for sharing.
Been living with Crohn's Disease for 32 years.  Currently on Asacol, Prilosec 60 mg, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain and Calcium.  Resections in 2002 and 2005.  Recently diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and doing tests to see if I have Inflammatory Arthritis or AS.


mj8dokken
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Total Posts : 149
   Posted 10/29/2008 11:42 AM (GMT -7)   
I figured if anyone can appreciate that joke it's us Crohnies :)

Bad flare May '06 resulted in CD diagnosis
 
Asacol: 2400 mg/day; Prednisone: 1.25 mg/day; Entocort: 9mg/day; Metronidazol
Started seeing a Naturopath-Castor Oil Packs, Liquid B Complex, Floragen, Ribes Nigrum, Herbal GI, Chlorella
 
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain"


Celey
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   Posted 10/29/2008 5:45 PM (GMT -7)   
*lol* That is pretty silly.
I think I am being picked on by life, sometimes. But's that okay. Life and I are good buddies... I know life doesn't mean no harm. It just is the way it is. I can accept that.


FitzyK23
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   Posted 10/29/2008 6:05 PM (GMT -7)   
Nice!!
27 Year old married female law student (last year!!). Diagnosed w/ CD 4 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD. I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid. For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn. I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13. I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium. Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night. I also take a birth control pill to allow some fun in my life.


SydneyJo
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   Posted 10/29/2008 6:26 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL - very funny
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