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gemini kiwi
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   Posted 11/16/2008 2:24 PM (GMT -7)   
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
 
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy< /EM&g t;
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
 
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
 
a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
 
3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
 
So its snooty Dippintush reporting in.  Dunny I can hardly wait for your's.

 

Post Edited By Moderator (Ides) : 11/16/2008 5:46:16 PM (GMT-7)


Joie1
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   Posted 11/16/2008 2:33 PM (GMT -7)   
I was Cheesy Gizzard-butt
27/f/CD. 4 CD related surgeries: 2 resections, 2 JP drains, 3 NG tubes, many absesses (including the one my most recent surgery scraped off my ovary) and fistulas.
Currently trying to figure out hip and knee joint pain.
Have lost in these surgeries: appendix, 8 in. intestine, R fallopian tube, gallbladder, 10 in. intestine
Dx'd: February 2007.
Pentasa (and much mental screaming)


Zanne
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   Posted 11/16/2008 2:33 PM (GMT -7)   
This is Zippy Waffle Lips checking in. Boy if my lips tasted like waffles, I could have had a lot more dates in high school! Plus I sure would like to have some more zip.
Suzanne

CD 19 years offically, 29 unofficially. 3 resections '93, '95 '97
Symptoms constantly but all tests show only minor ulcerations. Currently having multiple episodes of gastritis with no known cause.


Prednisone, 6MP,Prevacid, B12 shots, Bentyl, Xifaxan.....


pb4
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   Posted 11/16/2008 2:43 PM (GMT -7)   
Well I DON'T want to be known as Cheesey-Lickin-Boob thank you very much!!

LOL :)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


Julie1014
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   Posted 11/16/2008 4:28 PM (GMT -7)   
My name is Boobie Dippin-Sniffer!! turn


Diagnosed with Crohn's March 2006, Fibromyalgia November 2008
Asacol 3 times a day, Remicade 10mg/kg every 4 weeks, Prednisone 12 mg, Miralax as needed, Prevacid 30mg, Vit B12, Slow-FE (Iron), Hydrocortisone enemas as needed
Imuran stopped 9/8/08 (possible Pancreatitis)
Paxil 40mg daily (for Panic disorder)
Xanax .5mg as needed (for anxiety attacks)
 
 
 
 
 


Texan with Crohn's
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   Posted 11/16/2008 5:34 PM (GMT -7)   
:( Snooty Farkle Nose?? What the....
Single mother of a wonderful daughter, care-giver to disabled sister and aging grandmother. Diagnosed with CD during second hospital stint in Jan of '07(??)
Tried: Asacol, Pentasa, Immurane, Entcort
Currently Taking: Prenisone (intermittently), Phenegren, Hydrocodone, Benetyl, Anti-panic medication, B12, acidolophilus, omga3 and multi-vitimin


spookyh
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   Posted 11/16/2008 5:45 PM (GMT -7)   
Boobie Chuckle-Doodle reporting for duty!

Ides
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   Posted 11/16/2008 5:47 PM (GMT -7)   
I have the perfect last name now!

Sloopy Pottyfanny!!!!!!!!


Moderator Crohn's Disease Forum
CD, Ankylosing Spondylitis, lupus, small fiber peripheral neuropathy, avascular necrosis, peripheral artery disease, degenerative disc disease, and a host of other medical problems.
 


Squattie
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   Posted 11/16/2008 5:48 PM (GMT -7)   
Doombah Chicken-Tush here.
.....Squattie


SydneyJo
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   Posted 11/16/2008 7:47 PM (GMT -7)   
Snickle Wafflehump here, I feel like that most mornings lol
Thanks Geminikiwi that was fun, nice to see you back too :)
Jo

pb4
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   Posted 11/16/2008 11:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Why is mine perverted????

:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


smile1967
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   Posted 11/16/2008 11:49 PM (GMT -7)   
Crusty Snickle hump !!! crusty??? oh my..................
  • 41 yr old farmwife!! and mom of boys 11 and 9
  • resection surgery Feb. 2008
  • Pentasa, Entocort (when needed), cipralex,probiotic,fibre supplement
 


gardenlady
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   Posted 11/17/2008 1:04 AM (GMT -7)   
Dorfus Dippin-Dunkin, reporting.
"Let me light my lamp,"
Says the star,
"And never debate
If it will help to remove the darkness."
-- Indian poet, Rabindranath Tagore


auntkay
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   Posted 11/17/2008 4:24 AM (GMT -7)   
Hummm mine is Dorfus bubble Lips

HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 11/17/2008 5:01 AM (GMT -7)   
I thought we were supposed to get "new" names!  I am sure my borthers called me dorky farkle-face when I was little :-)
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


cinpro
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   Posted 11/17/2008 5:33 AM (GMT -7)   
Sneezy Dippin-Tush ...lol sneezy tush is almost right some days
I shed tears when I found this place...I have felt so alone for so long...Its good to know there are caring ppl out there who can understand where I'm coming from.


dunny2
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   Posted 11/17/2008 7:19 AM (GMT -7)   
HI, this is goober chuckledunkin here... If ever need your chuckle dunked, Im the one you want...

Love ya Tess, you little miss Snooty!!!
Vicky

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.
Fibromyalgia and recently diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis
B12 Shots bi-weekl

Positivity, while not a cure, is positively far better than negativity.
"Mental attitude can move mountains" A message from my son.


MMMNAVY
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   Posted 11/17/2008 7:21 AM (GMT -7)   
lol mine ends up being not appropriate for the site...LOL
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Nanners
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   Posted 11/17/2008 8:19 AM (GMT -7)   
I am now Dorky Dippin Tush. Gemini & Cinpro are we related? :)
Been living with Crohn's Disease for 33 years.  Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, and Calcium.  Resections in 2002 and 2005.  Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and Osteoarthritis. Currently my Crohns is in remission.


mj8dokken
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   Posted 11/17/2008 8:58 AM (GMT -7)   
I get to be . . . Dorfus Pottyhead :)

Bad flare May '06 resulted in CD diagnosis
 
Asacol: 2400 mg/day; Prednisone: 1.25 mg/day; Entocort: 9mg/day; Metronidazol
Started seeing a Naturopath-Castor Oil Packs, Liquid B Complex, Floragen, Ribes Nigrum, Herbal GI, Chlorella
 
"Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain"


Margie11
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   Posted 11/17/2008 10:07 AM (GMT -7)   

Pb,

  Makes me wonder about your last/previous lives. LOL

Great I love this, whoever wrote this must have been one of us, with all the tush and poo names. Didn't know I was related to cinpro and nanners though-welcome to the family, you poor souls. You could have at least been a trumptush.LOL

Dorfus Dippintush


              Never go faster than your guardian angel can fly!                  
     Be Patient And Tough, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You 
 
 Crohn's for life, symptoms included terrible joint and soft tissue pain, just met first cousin who suffers from Reactive Arthritis-explains sooo much. Great control on SCD (when I'm good) and I get by with a lotta help from my friends!
                                                Margie11

Post Edited (Margie11) : 11/17/2008 10:14:05 AM (GMT-7)


MAG102886
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   Posted 11/17/2008 11:40 AM (GMT -7)   

Im Boobie Chicken-Boob, hahaha


Dianogsed with Crohns: At 16 years old. 22 years old now.
Surgeries:2 Bowel Resections, Gallbladder Removed.
Current Meds: Humira (bi-weekly), 10mg Pred (tapering), Nexium, B12 injections.
 

pb4
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   Posted 11/17/2008 1:07 PM (GMT -7)   
Margie11 said...

Pb,

  Makes me wonder about your last/previous lives. LOL

Great I love this, whoever wrote this must have been one of us, with all the tush and poo names. Didn't know I was related to cinpro and nanners though-welcome to the family, you poor souls. You could have at least been a trumptush.LOL

Dorfus Dippintush

LOL, THANKS Margie, that makes me feel better! He he!
 
:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


broomhilda
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   Posted 11/17/2008 9:21 PM (GMT -7)   
A Snickle Rhino Tush? Now a Fickle Rhino Tush I might buy!
Dx'd Jan'06, 1st Resection 7/06, Humira, Imuran, B12 injections, Nexium, Lexapro, Nulev, Glucosamine, Multi-Vitamin, Calcium Citrate, Ultracet. Secondary conditions: Psorasis, Osteoarthritis, Fibromyalgia, Lactose Intolerant, gallstones, kidney stones & peri-menopausal.

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