Crohn's Santa second verse worse then the first..

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gachrons
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   Posted 12/7/2008 6:22 AM (GMT -7)   
As I got up off the toilet I heard  a funny sound and I ran out to the window as something hit the ground.
To what to my wandering eyes did I see a giant package and it was addressed to me
Gleaming on the snow with a pretty red bow was a roll of toilet paper and it weighted a thousand pounds. turn lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


LMills
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   Posted 12/7/2008 12:44 PM (GMT -7)   
The perfect gift in some cases...I can't tell you how happy I was when my fiance would come home with a new package of toilet paper x_X Maybe even happier than when he gave me a ring heh...
20 years old, Diagnosed with moderate to severe Crohn's and Colitis in May of 2008.
Currently taking:
Prednisone(down to 10 mg), pentasa, bentyl as needed, prilosec, tandem plus, humira, and good probiotics
Surgery for ectopic pregnancy most likely the result of severe Crohn's inflammation in July of 2008.
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gachrons
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   Posted 12/7/2008 2:15 PM (GMT -7)   
Hi So when's the wedding ? When did you get your ring ? Congrads on your engagement. lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


LMills
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   Posted 12/7/2008 2:47 PM (GMT -7)   
Maybe never hah...I never really believed in the concept of marriage anyway. Or well, that our promise had to be validated by a government official and a piece of paper. We may sooner or later for tax purposes....it doesn't sound very romantic...but I love the life I have with him. You know how easy it would have been for most men or women to simply walk away when they saw how complicated life with a Crohnie would be. Thanks in any case :) And keep the verses coming...I like that so many people here are able to find the humor in an otherwise horrid situation. It makes it that much easier to cope..
20 years old, Diagnosed with moderate to severe Crohn's and Colitis in May of 2008.
Currently taking:
Prednisone(down to 10 mg), pentasa, bentyl as needed, prilosec, tandem plus, humira, and good probiotics
Surgery for ectopic pregnancy most likely the result of severe Crohn's inflammation in July of 2008.
http://weblog.xanga.com/harlequin_garret


FitzyK23
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   Posted 12/7/2008 4:37 PM (GMT -7)   
LMills - another good/selfish reason to get married is so that you can get his health insurance and other benefits - unless your state recognizes domestic partnerships.
27 Year old married female law student (last year!!). Diagnosed w/ CD 4 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD. I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid. For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn. I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13. I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium. Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night. I also take a birth control pill to allow some fun in my life.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/7/2008 6:10 PM (GMT -7)   
Hi Sounds like you got a good man and your right someone who is understanding of this is gotta to be great. Glad to give a little humor and without it I'd be buried in toilet paper.lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


Sniper
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   Posted 12/8/2008 9:41 AM (GMT -7)   
So she wrapped her robe around her and she put her snow shoes on, but when she reached the front yard, the giant roll was gone. There were foot prints in the the front yard, leading through the glistening snow, so she though that she would follow them to see just where they go. On the far side of a snow bank , the begining of the roll and it wrapped around the world it seems from pole to pole to pole. Now all the world had TP, every crohnie girl and boy , what a wonderful development thought Gail, all filled with joy. But just who did this paper deed, who rolled it to and fro, a clue was in the foot prints she had followed in the snow. Some headed west, some headed north and some went straight down south. It wasn't long before Gail knew who she was seeking out. Old Rando, Sniper and VietVet , Oh no , it wasn't thieves, It was toilet paper experts , wrapping up on Christmas eve.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/8/2008 2:26 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh Sniper that was one of your best yet and the imagination can take over if we let it. Trying to stay grounded but you know our butts might be grounded, but our heads are still in the air. Still waiting for the name of those alligator reindeer. lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


Sniper
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   Posted 12/8/2008 10:30 PM (GMT -7)   
Gail, the gators names are Gaston, Tiboy, Pierre and Alcee, Ninette, Suzette, Celeste and Renee. You may wish to google Cajun Christmas by J B Kling Jr. Hope you got a smile from the TP pro's....
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


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   Posted 12/9/2008 8:35 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper.........Gail............et all
I knows I sure did and it was needed today ......

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Margie11
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   Posted 12/9/2008 9:00 AM (GMT -7)   
Ahhh, this is better than toilet paper from the freezer. And I don't even have to lay any money on Wal-Mart!Life (fantasy life , especially) is better with Sniper.
              Never go faster than your guardian angel can fly!                  
     Be Patient And Tough, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You 
 
 Crohn's for life, symptoms included terrible joint and soft tissue pain, just met first cousin who suffers from Reactive Arthritis-explains sooo much. Great control on SCD (when I'm good) and I get by with a lotta help from my friends!
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Matthew
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   Posted 12/9/2008 5:16 PM (GMT -7)   
Should I follow the paper trail?

Matthew

broomhilda
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   Posted 12/9/2008 9:48 PM (GMT -7)   
Oh....so that's where all the toilet paper came from on Halloween too! smilewinkgrin

Sniper
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   Posted 12/9/2008 10:53 PM (GMT -7)   
No broomhilda, that would have been the,, great pumpkin potty. A whole, or hole different story. I think it was about an orange port o let that flys around on Halloween and dumps its filling on unsuspecting goblins. Now thats trick or treat.
I think Gail should work up a new version of,, Bah humbug too. I cant wait for the third verse!!!!
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/10/2008 12:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Hi Sniper No need for me to make one up of bah humbug I had lots of that now it's time for happy bug,good bug or even getting doing ok bug. Hmm I do recognize some of them gators lots of cajun stuff on the net . lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail

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