Crohn's Xmas Surgeon

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gachrons
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   Posted 12/11/2008 3:54 PM (GMT -7)   
One xmas morning I decided a surgeon I would make ,so I grabbed a turkey and a knife I did take
I cut him down the middle just to see what was there I told him that his TI was not so good and that it was bad in there
But the turkey wouldn't listen he headed for the door.
 
He didn't get too far as I grabbed him by the neck we restled to the floor and he said what the heck
After giving him the details he decided to have it done.so I gave him his resection and just as I was done.
His wings took to flying the turkey was on the run.
He crashed around the kitchen and landed on the tree ,so every xmas trimming I stick him on top the tree.lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


gachrons
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   Posted 12/11/2008 5:43 PM (GMT -7)   
Well since I been having hemmie problems thinking I should of tried to remove his hemmies instead. Hmmm lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


broomhilda
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   Posted 12/11/2008 6:13 PM (GMT -7)   
Dang, even my monkeys fly better than that Gail!
Dx'd Jan'06, 1st Resection 7/06, Humira, Imuran, B12 injections, Nexium, Lexapro, Nulev, Glucosamine, Multi-Vitamin, Calcium Citrate, Ultracet. Secondary conditions: Psorasis, Osteoarthritis, Fibromyalgia, Lactose Intolerant, gallstones, kidney stones & peri-menopausal.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/12/2008 6:38 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Broomhilda what's up with you lately are you keeping busy ?lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


Sniper
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   Posted 12/12/2008 1:31 PM (GMT -7)   
Thats why turkeys roost in trees ....But their suppose to roast in the oven...I always got a special part of the turkey when I was a kid,,,its the last peice to go over the fence...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/12/2008 1:42 PM (GMT -7)   
Well I had turkey's that rousted on top the barn there darn good flyers .So what is it going to be for you this year Turkey ,goose or a duck? lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


Sniper
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   Posted 12/12/2008 8:33 PM (GMT -7)   
Probable chicken, maybe ham but I cant eat much of it. By the way, only wild turkeys can fly, but then if you drink enough wild turkey, you may think you can too. I was thinking maybe I would spend a night with the old folk this year,,,,Old Tailor, Old Panther, Old Crow,,, but,,,,maybe not a good idea.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


gachrons
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   Posted 12/13/2008 6:15 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Sniper If they didn't fly up to the roof of the barn I'd liked to have seen them walk up there ha ha. You feel safer with chicken and ham eh? They are tasty that's for sure.Bet you got your things packed up already .What is Santa bringing you this year a new doll hmmm ?lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail

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