OT-funny "and then the fight started"

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pb4
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   Posted 2/13/2009 7:06 PM (GMT -7)   
"My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked "what's on TV?"  I said "Dust."
And then the fight started...
 
"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her somplace expensive...
so, I took her to a gas station...
And then the fight started...
 
"My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
alone at a nearby table.  My wife asked,
"Do you know her?"
"Yes, I sighed, "she's my old girlfriend.  I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My goodness!" says my wife, "who would think that a person could
go on celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started.
 
Compliments of our community newsletter, hope you guys got as much of a kick out of it as I did.
 
 
:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


gachrons
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   Posted 2/14/2009 6:30 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Got a laugh out of your post thanks...lol gail
Hallarious woman over 50 ,CD ,IBS 27 years--resection,fistula's,obstructions,hemmies,and still alive.lol gail


lilcrohnieUK
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   Posted 2/14/2009 7:33 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL! love the last one! thanks needed cheering up!

 
 


Sniper
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   Posted 2/14/2009 7:54 AM (GMT -7)   
Thanks pb4, :)
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


LMills
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   Posted 2/14/2009 9:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Hah...I like those ones. Thanks for posting it :)
20 years old, Diagnosed with moderate to severe Crohn's and Colitis in May of 2008.
Currently taking:
Prednisone 5 mg, pentasa 2 pills 4x a day, bentyl as needed, omeprazole in the morning, prenatal multivitamin, humira every other week, and good probiotics.
Surgery for ectopic pregnancy most likely the result of severe Crohn's inflammation in July of 2008.
Attempting a diet without refined sugars, high fat content, bleached or bromated flour, most dairy, red meat, and avoiding anything spicy like the plague. Also refuse to eat anything with trans fat or high fructose/corn syrup.
"He who has a why to live for can bear with almost any how."


Margie11
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   Posted 2/15/2009 10:00 PM (GMT -7)   
Loved it! Thanks Pb.
  Never go faster than your guardian angel can fly! Be Patient And Tough, Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You I get by with a lotta help from my friends!    
 Crohn's DG 2003 , symptoms included terrible joint and soft tissue pain, just met first cousin who suffers from Reactive Arthritis-explains sooo much. Followed SCD Strictly 2003-06, then modified by adding new things 10-12 days apart to avoid delayed reactions in the form of arthritis symptoms. Scope on 2-5-09 was great! Doc says no symptoms,No scope for 10 years!!!
                                                                                    Margie11


teddybearweiser
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   Posted 2/16/2009 2:48 AM (GMT -7)   
Really funny post. thanks.
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital

in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.

My GI doctor has me on Asacol, Dicyclomine,Imuran,Celebrex and Remicade. B-12 injection once a month.
Also diagnosed with Osteoarthritis and Rheumatoid Arthritis


snohare
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   Posted 2/16/2009 3:16 AM (GMT -7)   
Great one Pb, ta !
eyes nono But you guys are never going to believe my one. shakehead
I have recently developed - I have absolutely no idea why - an uncontrollable wink in my right eyelid. It seems to happen more when I am tired, which is pretty much all the time at present, this being winter, and I can stop it only with an effort by rubbing my eyes.
The other day I was out and about, in a shall we say not too salubrious part of town, and was (as is my wont tongue ) feeling absolutely desperate for a sit down. nono No, just a normal sit down, this is not a Crohnie story !
So I went into a pub (bar) nearby, the sort of place full of "humorous"/ touchy drunks standing at the door observing the world as it goes past.
wink And then the fight started.... yeah cool

FallColors
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   Posted 2/16/2009 7:40 AM (GMT -7)   
Hi Snohare,

I have a friend who has a twitching near one eye. He went to a neurologist who said it was a "benign facial twitch". The doc said the nerve was irritated probably from being over-tired (like too many hours staring at a computer) or from stress. The doc said the nerve will heal over time if it is given a break. My friend has a desk job and so he has to remember to move his eyes and not to stare too long in one position. Now don't you go to those pubs with a twitchy eye! They may think you are crazy and looking for a fight!!
Diagnosed with rectal Crohn's in early 2007.  Several peri-rectal abscesses and two fistulae with setons.  Allergic to Remicade and Humira.  Currently on 6MP, and vitamins D and B-12.


snohare
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   Posted 2/16/2009 1:00 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah idea Ah yes Fall, but on the plus side, it's amazing how many women seem to like me these days, I get all sorts of new friends.... smilewinkgrin
If you have lemons, make lemonade, I say. turn

FallColors
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   Posted 2/16/2009 1:06 PM (GMT -7)   
Sno -- I hope the boyfriends/husbands of those lovely ladies are understanding chaps!   smhair    Maybe a punch in the eye will make it stop twitching.  shakehead
Diagnosed with rectal Crohn's in early 2007.  Several peri-rectal abscesses and two fistulae with setons.  Allergic to Remicade and Humira.  Currently on 6MP, and vitamins D and B-12.


snohare
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   Posted 2/16/2009 2:37 PM (GMT -7)   
eyes The sort of pubs that let me in, Fall, it's the women who are more likely to punch my lights out. yeah
I'm just getting worried that I might develop a nervous twitch in the eye most likely to be assaulted...which might of course be misconstrued as a wink... wink shocked
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