Just a little funny to make you smile

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FitzyK23
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   Posted 4/20/2009 9:43 PM (GMT -7)   
So we know there are people out there that think their poop don't stink.  Well, in a way, I guess I was one of them.  I KNOW my sick poop smells bad, real bad.  But when I have a "normal" (ok normal for me, not for the rest of the world) poop, I didn't think it had much of a scent...probably b/c it is roses in comparison to flare poop.
 
So about a month ago I flew from the northeast to LA. I had a 6:30 am flight and they were boarding by the time we got through security.  That meant I only had time for one quick poop in the airport.  Add my fear of flying to the mix and that means I will be going a fair amount.
 
So I did a quick poop on the plane before take off and then another right after the seat belt sign went off.  Then another about 20 minutes later.  I noticed the flight attendant near the toilet looking a little annoyed with me.  I made a little joke like "sick of seeing me, huh."  I figured I was interupting her reading.  I realized that I had been the only person to use this thing and I was on round what, 4 now? 
 
Then on my final trip to the restroom there is a bag of fresh coffee grounds in there.  It dawns on me.... I was stinking up the place and THAT is why the f/a looked annoyed.  Oops.  And I thought those healthy ones didn't stink lol!!!
27 Year old married female law student (last year!!). Diagnosed w/ CD 4 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD. I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid. For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn. I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13. I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium. Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night.  I take xanax prn for situational anxiety (aka no easy bathroom access). 


FitzyK23
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Date Joined May 2005
Total Posts : 4219
   Posted 4/20/2009 9:43 PM (GMT -7)   
PS: rather than being embarassed I was quite proud and proceeded to brag about it, much to the dismay of my husband.
27 Year old married female law student (last year!!). Diagnosed w/ CD 4 years ago, IBS for over 10 years before that, which was probably the CD. I am sort of lactose intollerant too but can handle anything cultured and do well w/ lactose pills and lactaid. For crohns I am currently on Pentasa 4 pills/4x day and hysociamine prn. I also have bad acid reflux and have been on PPI's since age 13. I have been through prilosec, prevacid, and nexium. Currently I am on Protonix in the morning and Zantac at night.  I take xanax prn for situational anxiety (aka no easy bathroom access). 


orngie
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Date Joined Feb 2009
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   Posted 4/21/2009 5:36 AM (GMT -7)   
Ha! You would think the flight attendant would be used to that!
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