Not a big fan of Larry the cable Guy character, but the term "walkin' farts" really did hit me. We have supersized grocery stores here....and they just keep getting bigger so more room to spread the fumes i think. I just love the paint department in Lowe's...it can cover a lot of released pressure. hubby notices I rush to get to the car because sitting down always seems to relieve things. I've even stopped in the grocery store to try out the lawn furniture just to keep from blipping away some more.
Sniper...do yours really smell like cat droppings???? If they do then I consider you a small offender. I'm looking for a grocery store that sells elephant food so I can hide there!
Needless to say, i was the inspiration for our family terms of blipper and woofie. passing gas just doesn't seem to reflect the true sentiment
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