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Sniper
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   Posted 8/15/2009 6:57 PM (GMT -7)   
if you can run, unzip, unbutton, untie and unbuckle all at the same time.
if you buy oxiclean in 5 gallon buckets.
if Mike Roe refused to clean your toilet for the Dirty Jobs program.
if you drop you ring in the toilet and Worlds Deadliest Catch wants to film you fishing it out.
if you can empty a room without yelling FIRE.
if you have ever passed gas and killed your pet parakeet.
if your cat tries to bury your drawers.
if your dog wont smell your butt.
if the fertilize factory next door has complained about the smell coming from your house.
if someone calls their dog, Spot , and you cover your behind.
if you feel faint when someone says the words, Oh crap..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


pb4
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   Posted 8/15/2009 7:34 PM (GMT -7)   
if you can make the weirdest faces trying to hold poop in.


:)
My bum is broken....there's a big crack down the middle of it! LOL :)


SydneyJo
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   Posted 8/15/2009 8:26 PM (GMT -7)   
if you enjoy poo humour
Thanks Sniper for the laugh :)
Jo

humboldtmom
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   Posted 8/15/2009 9:29 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, you must be feeling better. So glad to see your humor is back, you've certainly had more than your share of downers.

GDen
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   Posted 8/16/2009 12:41 AM (GMT -7)   
You buy the biggest, largest square-footage package of TP. Every week.
You think about writing a book, "1001 Uses for toilet paper tubes."

Sniper
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   Posted 8/16/2009 6:05 AM (GMT -7)   
Humboldtmom, thanks, yes I'm starting to climb back up. We all have highs and lows and I am tired of this low.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Nanners
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   Posted 8/16/2009 6:11 AM (GMT -7)   
If your farts are so loud there mistaken for a sonic boom.............
Gail*Nanners* Co-Moderator for Crohns Disease and Anxiety/Panic Forum
Been living with Crohn's Disease for 33 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, Calcium  w/Vit D, and Xanax as needed for my anxiety.  Resections in 2002 and 2005. Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, and Anxiety. Currently my Crohns is in remission, but my joints are going crazy!
*Every tomorrow has two handles.  We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith"*

AllHailDietmar
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   Posted 8/16/2009 7:12 AM (GMT -7)   
If you have bruises on your body because you fell down after realizing your legs were asleep from sitting on the toilet to long (this has happened to me a few times lol)
If your reading this post from your laptop in the bathroom right now

RedAdmin
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   Posted 8/16/2009 7:54 AM (GMT -7)   
your 10 year old daughter keeps say - Mom will you please stop that, when you are popping off from eating the wrong thing at lunch and you have been going off for 5 hours.
Red (Lee Ann)
    "No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear." - Edmund Burke


Valerie3
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   Posted 8/16/2009 9:49 AM (GMT -7)   
If you're afraid every time you pass gas because you never know what will actually come out.

dustspeck
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   Posted 8/16/2009 9:59 AM (GMT -7)   
lol @deadliest catch. hilarious! i think i would chalk it up as a loss!!
.: stephanie :.
34 y/o female diagnosed 8/8/7 with crohn's of the terminal ileum w/ stricture/scarring
meddies: 6mp, trazodone, iron, calcium, folic acid, b12 injections at home & some other vits

currently in remission! :D


Keeper
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   Posted 8/16/2009 1:49 PM (GMT -7)   
If you have a dozen ways of blaming the noise on passersby, animals, your fridge, cars, boats and airplanes and the smell on low tide, a distant pulp mill, the neighbor's garbage or your pets.

gemini kiwi
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   Posted 8/16/2009 2:05 PM (GMT -7)   
If someone in the room asks "what's that smell?" and your 5 year old grand-daughter pipes up, 'that'll be grandma"........................well really I wasn't even given the opportunity to neither comfirm or deny.
GK

want_2_be_well
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   Posted 8/17/2009 8:42 AM (GMT -7)   
When you use a double roll of toliet paper in a day on a regular basis!
want_2_be_well
33 year old Female
Diagnosed with CD 2006, had suffered long before 2006.
CD Meds: Remicade every 7 weeks & Imuran 50 mg,
Also have seasonal allergies, milk allergy, and asthma.
  
 


ISF13+
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   Posted 8/17/2009 9:33 AM (GMT -7)   
If you have a permanent toilet ring on your bum.

Crohn's Disease. 
Diagnosed 13+ years ago. 
Been in remission for short periods of time but each time I come out of remission my disease seems to have spread.  No longer isolated in my ileum, now from stomach down to rectum. 
Current Medications for the Crohns:  Humera 40mg injections every other week, Imuran 150mg, 3xday, Hyomax, Welchol 625mg, Vancocin HCI 125mg, 4xday for C-Diff, Calcium, Acidophilus & Potassium
Previous Medications I've been on:  Asocal, Pentasa, Cipro, Prednisone, Flagyl & Entocort


dustspeck
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   Posted 8/17/2009 12:55 PM (GMT -7)   
you are on a first name with everyone at the pharmacy, the lab and the endoscopy unit!
.: stephanie :.
34 y/o female diagnosed 8/8/7 with crohn's of the terminal ileum w/ stricture/scarring
meddies: 6mp, trazodone, iron, calcium, folic acid, b12 injections at home & some other vits

currently in remission! :D


HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 8/17/2009 1:04 PM (GMT -7)   
...your friends call you the potty gps unit (can give them the nearest three bathrooms and their cleanliness rating)
...your husband (who can create his own green cloud) can only say WOW!
...you have had a Sheriff follow you to your house because you had to go, then believed you because he could detect the odor at the front door (really happened after my husbands auto accident---you should have seen his face!)

Sniper your parakeet isn't dead...he's just resting!
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


Keeper
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   Posted 8/17/2009 2:29 PM (GMT -7)   
A Norweigian Blue Parakeet?? Must be pining for the fjords!

dinkydee
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   Posted 8/17/2009 6:23 PM (GMT -7)   
The dog farts and everyone assumes it was you.
And you know they wouldn't believe you so why bother.....
Diagnosed with CD 3 years ago.  Refused to take meds until recently started Colazal. 
 Currently on Prednisone 40mg. Tapering down, now on 20mg.
Colazal 3xday, Antioxidant strips
 
I live by faith and not by sight....


frogeleita
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   Posted 8/17/2009 11:07 PM (GMT -7)   
You carry wipes, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aleve, a spare pair of underwear, hemmoroid cream, reading material..in your purse...
or your daughter cracks jokes about you draining your abscess, when you were little your parents screamed at you for being in the bathroom too long..and you actually got in trouble for it...you know you can never eat at Taco Bell..not even once, you crave high fiber foods...even though it gives you the runs.....you buy your toilet paper in bulk!

Post Edited By Moderator (Nanners) : 8/19/2009 1:21:05 PM (GMT-6)


It's in the bag
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   Posted 8/17/2009 11:12 PM (GMT -7)   
Everybody likes some good poo humor :)..Thanks for that
Asacol 400mg x 8 dly , 50 mg Mercaptapurine x 1 dly , 40 mg Omeprazole x1 dly , Remicade every 2 months , Multivitamin , Fish Oil ,


randynoguts
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   Posted 8/18/2009 1:28 AM (GMT -7)   
you can describe your poop with colorfull verbiage,,, playdoh,ghost, ground glass,razor blade, etc..
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bdollproject
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   Posted 8/18/2009 5:18 AM (GMT -7)   
lol@ firstname basis at the pharmacy

randynoguts
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   Posted 8/19/2009 2:17 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, i may have figured out why you have the gas so much! did you buy a Hyundai? you get gas with those...;o)...
randynoguts 



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HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 8/19/2009 4:42 AM (GMT -7)   
But...can sniper charge 2.79 a gallon for his gas????????????????????
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....

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