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MsRockonBelly21
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Date Joined Dec 2008
Total Posts : 42
   Posted 9/9/2009 6:27 PM (GMT -7)   
A friend sent me a list of bumper stickers quotes to cheer me up.
 
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
 
    When all fails, lower your standards
 
Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
 
    Reality is a figment of your imagination
 
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out
 
    I was born brillant, education ruined me
 
Madness takes a toll. Please have exact change
 
    One more repo and I'll be debt free!
 
Life's is way to short to stay on topic
 
    Ever sliver lining has a cloud
 
Don't judge a book by it's movie
 
    Time flies when you don't know what you're doing
 
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you
 
    Strangers have the best candy!
 
They didn't let me out, they just gave me day pass!
 
    "I'm already visualizing the duct tape over you mouth"
 
Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do
 
    Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home someday
 
Can I pay my Visa with my Mastercard?
 
    BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up.
 
Careful I'm not wearing clean underwear
 
    All stressed out with nobody to choke!
 
It's been Monday all week
 
    I'm with the band
 
I don't have to dead to donate my organ
 
    Screw you guys I'm going home
 
I've been dieting for the past month, the only thing I lost was 31 days
 
    Life. It's just a cereal
 
I put contacts in for this?!
 
    Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
 
Jesus is coming! Look busy.
 
I hope they put a smilewinkgrin on your face.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
 
In the past I have taken Asacol, 6mp, Prednisone(3x),  Remicade, Flagyl, Cipro, Phenergan, Colazal(think there was others).                       
 
I am on Metoprolol 50 mg for high blood pressure and heart beating too fast. On Citalopram 40 mg for my anxiety and depression. Started taking fish oil capsule 1200 mg for my high cholesterol. On Calcium 600 mg+ D 400 i.u.  pills. On Remicade 1,045 mg 
 
Diagnosed at age 14 in 2001, first started sick getting at age 13, Sept 2000. I am now 22 yrs old.

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