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Sniper
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   Posted 9/18/2009 7:26 AM (GMT -7)   
   Why are men so GROSS in the mens room? I mean geeeeez. Cant you put the seat up ? I dont want to sit in what you splater all over and why try at all if your going to pee on the floor. Who needs to drop his pants in your puddle in front of the toilet?  Heck, cant you even hit the urinal ? Aim the dang thing. Do you need a front sight on it ? Dont put both hands on the wall and lean forward and hope you hit the right spot. Thats why you have hands. Maybe a fire plug would work better for you . And how do you smear poop on the toilet seat ? What the heck are you doing , inspecting the TP before you drop it in ? Yep, thats poop . Wow, what a discovery ,,theres poop on your TP. Heck, just sniff it and wag your tail. Plus ,,that little handle on the back is not that hard to push down, if you don't want to touch it, use you foot stupid. There is a sink in there too,,use it and dont sling all the water on the floor before you dry your hands, just use one more paper towel. Your not going to save the trees by shaking most of the water off like a wet dog. There is also a sign on the door that says, Employees must wash their hands. Cant you read ??? Thats why I dont eat where you work, dummy. I dont know about the ladies room but when it comes to the mens room, its,, Who Let The Dogs Out .....
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   Posted 9/18/2009 7:30 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL, Sniper. I once went to a ladies luncheon in a restaurant where the Ladies was out of order and we had to use the Mens. They assured us they had cleaned and sanitized. Based on what I've seen from the men in my life, I was glad.

What put me away was the everything in the room was poopy brown. The floor, walls, ceiling, fixtures, even the sink. If someone had dropped a pile on the floor that morning, it might not have been visible. I decided to wait until I got home.
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ipoop2much
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   Posted 9/18/2009 8:08 AM (GMT -7)   
i speak for most men when i say, sorry

lamb61
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   Posted 9/18/2009 9:12 AM (GMT -7)   
Um, apparently you haven't been to a ladies room recently.
 


Sniper
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   Posted 9/18/2009 11:10 AM (GMT -7)   
I dont know why some guys dont just poop on the ground and then drag their butts on the grass.
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   Posted 9/18/2009 12:19 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL! Totally agree sniper!
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   Posted 9/18/2009 12:29 PM (GMT -7)   
I learned early on to carry sterile wipes with me.  Sniper, if you followed me into one of those johns you would have found it to be spotless.  I spend a lot of time cleaning up those messes.

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   Posted 9/18/2009 1:06 PM (GMT -7)   
I was in Germany a while back and I made a pit stop at a gas station. It turned out to be a pay toilet, but I wasn't going to go anywhere, so I paid up. Getting into the stall, I saw a bit of a puddle on the seat and expecting the usual, I carefully cleaned it up before perching. When I stood up, the toilet flushed and then the toilet seat started turning around - it was being passed through a wash at the back of the toilet! Now that's useful technology!

Sniper
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   Posted 9/18/2009 1:48 PM (GMT -7)   
Keeper,, good thing you weren't still sitting on it. Tom, I have to clean up some of them too and it is usually when I really dont have the time. I SHOULD NOT NEED TO EITHER.
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randynoguts
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   Posted 9/18/2009 3:22 PM (GMT -7)   
actually i have heard horror stories about womens rest rooms! mens rooms, sure they suck, but at least its available... as long as i can make an *** gasket, and my pants dont get wet on the floor, im thankful. but i understand the frustration completely. unfortunately , it will never change.... i wonder though, do they do the same at home? i mean eventually you have to flush right? and if the other peeps in the house dont care about the splatter? eeewwww.
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   Posted 9/18/2009 3:49 PM (GMT -7)   
They say people are similar to the Ape, but reality we are more towards Pigs!
You ever notice someone leaving a parking space and there sits a Mc donalds cup and bag. What a bunch of lazy, dirty pigs. I will say something when I see them do it red handed and it won't be pretty.
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Brude3
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   Posted 9/18/2009 4:16 PM (GMT -7)   
Always hated this at concerts and sporting events. These guys go in there and urinate there six pack on everything.
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   Posted 9/18/2009 4:36 PM (GMT -7)   
Hey! Hey! You're insulting a fine animal species. Did you know that pigs love baths and will even use a litter box ( if you've ever had one as a pet)? Poor piggies. You're embarrassing them.

Beer swilling, crotch scratching, belching and spitting, floor peeing and crapping on toilet seat men are an animal breed unto themselves. There is no word in the English language (or universal language) that classifies them. They are put here to test the rest of humanity. And some women can match em pretty closely too!
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GDen
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   Posted 9/18/2009 6:56 PM (GMT -7)   
OP must be a janitor...

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   Posted 9/19/2009 7:48 AM (GMT -7)   
when i go into the lady's (and i will use that term loosely) room and i see toilet paper on the floor and pee dribbles on the seat, i have to wonder - do they do this at their own house??!! i will never understand why there is tp on the floor.. are they having a party, just throwing tp confetti into the air?
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   Posted 9/19/2009 8:17 AM (GMT -7)   
TP on the floor ? In the mens room we are lucky if there is any TP at all. Most of it is in the unflushed toilets . As for janitors Hmmmm, is there such a thing ? Picture a crew in hazmat suits with a steam cleaner. That would be a good start. I recall the toilets in Nam . Just a hole in the ground with a pipe in it, but, it was clean. They also used the collection in the tank to produce methane. The pig pen drained into it too and they could cook over the flame. If you strike a match in most mens rooms here ,you would go up like a nuke. Another thing that bothers me about the mens room. Why does the door always open in. I mean, you wash your hands and then you have to touch that filthy door knob. I use a paper towel if I am lucky enough to have one, most mens rooms have that useless blower.You know the one that if you have about 2 hours to stand there and rub your fingers together, they may get dry. The one that blows all the water on the floor. I asked a manager at a store one time why the door always opens in and he said thats so you dont hit someone coming in with the door. I said what about hitting someone coming out ? He had that blank stare of a manager after that. The same stare you get when you return a defective product.
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littlemissmuffet
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   Posted 9/19/2009 3:58 PM (GMT -7)   
Last year I came off a long haul flight &I rushed to the loo. I was desperate &rather plonked myself down. Then I got the smell of poop. And it wasnt mine. Some delightful person had pooped all over the seat, the sanitory disposal & the wall. It was all over my rear, my arms & my clothes. What a clean up job that was, good job I had my suitcase with me. Im still amazed to this day that I wasnt sick.
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LMills
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   Posted 9/19/2009 4:35 PM (GMT -7)   
I've only been in a men's room once, and I can't say I was pleased. Women's bathrooms can be pretty terrible too though. My friend found a woman had defecated IN THE SINK at his work. He ran before anyone made him clean it up, but the person who did had to get it out of the drain.

I don't understand how people can't be clean either. Is their house that bad too?
What I hate is when my dad visits...he leaves the seat up in MY bathroom every single time so if I happen to need to go 5 seconds ago and I don't have time to do anything else except slam the door shut, too bad for me. It's not that hard to put down the seat. And yeah, the usual reply is 'well, it's not that hard to look.' The point is that we shouldn't always have to be on the lookout for falling in the latrine.
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   Posted 9/20/2009 5:32 AM (GMT -7)   
I have had the occasion to use the men's restroom. I have always wondered why they have more stalls then womens restrooms do, this do not include unrinals. While they are generally not as clean as womens restrooms are.

I have to admit I have done some not nice things to my male family members for not leaving the bathroom in a state of readiness.
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   Posted 9/20/2009 7:31 AM (GMT -7)   
MMMNAVY,,,,The mens rooms have more stalls because,,,we are full of it..
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randynoguts
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   Posted 9/20/2009 3:09 PM (GMT -7)   
navy, where do you find this extra stall phenomenon? i shall move there!! whenever i ask my wife how many stalls she always says a higher number than the mens room at the same establishment has! without exception. when our sports stadiums were redone here in seattle they even put more womens in than mens! if all being equal in space the mens rooms usually have one stall and one urinal. the same space in the womens has 2 stalls , where either job can be done. DISCRIMINATION! I SAY!!
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MMMNAVY
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   Posted 9/21/2009 4:20 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy, I expect that has something to do with age of the buildings I am in most of them are over a hundred years old. I am also suprised by the amount of people who do not wash their hands.

Navy...a zealous hand washer who has a tendency to yell at people who do not wash their hands
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   Posted 9/21/2009 4:24 PM (GMT -7)   
Agree,agree,agree, Grrrrrrrrr people wash your hands!
Also my wife has fallen in once,and will never fall in on my accord again.
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   Posted 9/21/2009 6:55 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper and Randy, you guys are the greatest!  I love how you laugh at all the embarrassing stuff that goes with crohns, a decidedly impolite illness!!!  What I don't understand , and maybe some ladies (?) can clarify---Sometimes women will squat over the seat so they don't have to touch (this is for urine), but then they leave drops and dont clean them up!!!  If they are so upset about dirtyness, why do they make things worse???? One of life's mysteries for sure....
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   Posted 9/21/2009 10:53 PM (GMT -7)   
an old trick i use Navy for the nonwashers is to look at their shoes if you can see them. then when you go back to your seat in a restaraunt etc... you can spot the unwashed and give them the 'look" i know what you didnt do! and i should tell your seat mates!
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