Ok, we all have our little poo foibles, but this made me laugh at myself.
I know parsley is supposed to be good for you and use dried parsley in cooking quite often. So I figured fresh would be even better...wrong.
Shortly after I started using it I noticed my runs had chopped fully intact parsley floating on top, lol! In full color no less.
Another veggie to add to the 'do not consume' list.