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Nanners
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   Posted 10/30/2009 6:31 AM (GMT -7)   
The Other Stall ....  

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, 
I stop at a rest area and headed to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says: "So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that?  At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: 
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
  

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?" 

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.  I tell them "No..I'm a little busy right now!!!"  


Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions   


Cell phones, don't you just love them.

MMMNAVY
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   Posted 10/30/2009 6:49 AM (GMT -7)   
lol, bathroom cell phone conversations should be banned.
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   Posted 10/30/2009 7:07 AM (GMT -7)   
Good one.
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dunny2
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   Posted 10/30/2009 7:49 AM (GMT -7)   
I just know this would happen to me!!
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lamb61
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   Posted 10/30/2009 8:29 AM (GMT -7)   
I say if someone has the nerve to be on the phone in the restroom ---- MAKE AS MUCH NOISE AS POSSIBLE! Seriously, I have done this in the past. I figure it's my revenge for the lack of privacy.

Evil Grin..............
 


crohnielass
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   Posted 10/30/2009 9:49 AM (GMT -7)   
Yep that is the type of thing i would do!!!!!!! Bev x
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dinkydee
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   Posted 10/30/2009 12:50 PM (GMT -7)   
Too funny!
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GDen
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   Posted 10/30/2009 4:00 PM (GMT -7)   

MMMNAVY
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   Posted 10/30/2009 5:04 PM (GMT -7)   
So I was driving down I-70 today and saw a support ribbon and as I drew closer I noticed it said "Support Farting" and had IBD the tail end. Interesting.
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   Posted 10/31/2009 7:01 AM (GMT -7)   
Wouldn't you just love to put that cell phone where he would not be able to use the toilet for a long time. I see so many people doing such stupid things while driving and talking on cell phones that I wonder how they use the bathroom. After all, it must be hard with your head up your butt.
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