OT: Because We Need A Little Humor In Our Day - Even When True

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Date Joined May 2003
Total Posts : 9448
   Posted 11/9/2009 12:50 PM (GMT -6)   
I'm confused!
I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.

BAM!!! It all came into focus.

Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.   yeah     turn

Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Date Joined Jul 2007
Total Posts : 137
   Posted 11/9/2009 1:26 PM (GMT -6)   
Makes so much sense...Just a sugar coated way of saying what we already knew!

Dx CD 2003 but probably had it 10 years prior

Dx Primary Sclerossing Cholangitis 2006

GB out '95, Appendix out '96, Kidney stent '02/stone removal '02, Resection '04, fistulectomy '06 2x, tubal '05

Currently on 100mg 6mp-50 mg,  and Remicade every 8 weeks, Ambien, predsnisone, humira 1x wk, flagyl, cypro, diflucan, probiotic, questran lite

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   Posted 11/9/2009 1:31 PM (GMT -6)   
Hahaha, I like how mojowo4 answered it:)
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Date Joined Mar 2006
Total Posts : 1354
   Posted 11/9/2009 8:05 PM (GMT -6)   
LOL thanks for the laugh :0
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Ankylosing Spondylitis
Current meds: Methotrexate, Prednisone, Humira
Bowel Resection Sept. 07

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Date Joined Jan 2003
Total Posts : 6044
   Posted 11/10/2009 3:27 AM (GMT -6)   
so when i get my ballon expanding colonoscopy later ill ask if this is a "service" or not .. ;0)


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