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Sniper
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   Posted 11/24/2009 2:37 PM (GMT -7)   
Ever have a blowout ??? No, I'm not talking about Firestone 500's or Goodyears  here, I'm talking about when you feel an urge and it doesn't seem to be too bad so you get to the bathroom and drop your drawers but before your fanny can land on the seat,,,,,ppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttt...Its all over,,,,literally.. All over EVERYTHING. Geeeeeeeeeez. There should be a pressure release or something to prevent this. All tires next year will come with a low pressure sensor so you can add air before they go flat. How about a high pressure sensor so  we dont have to clean up a big mess. Something that screws into the old belly button,,,sorry Randy your exempt,,, and warns of an impending gas overload. You ever hold the opening in a balloon and let the air out slowly, yeah, it goes pweeeeeeeeeee, pweeep, pweeeeeeeeeeeee. I could live with that. Heck, my other end does that most of the time anyway. Just much louder. How about it some of you inventors out there. We could call it the,,,Flatulents, Activated , Release, Trigger...Orrrrr,,,,,, F.A.R.T........
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Nanners
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   Posted 11/24/2009 2:39 PM (GMT -7)   
Hahahaha!! Did I ever tell you I love your humor? Keep it up, we all need the giggles:)
Gail*Nanners* Co-Moderator for Crohns Disease and Anxiety/Panic Forum
Crohn's Disease for over 33 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, Calcium  w/Vit D, and Xanax as needed. Resections in 2002 and 2005. Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, and Anxiety. Currently my Crohns is in remission, but my joints are going crazy!
It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.
*Every tomorrow has two handles.  We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith"*

randynoguts
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   Posted 11/24/2009 6:01 PM (GMT -7)   
thanks for exempting me. however when i had my feeding tube in my stomach, thats what i used it for! i would bloat up and pop open the valve and WHOOSH! out would come the air. and sometimes more :0). so i feel your frustration
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Becky77
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   Posted 11/24/2009 6:28 PM (GMT -7)   
I want one, I want one!!!!
Becky

31 yr old female-dx with Crohn's in '97 after emergency resection and appendectomy, 2nd resection '05, Bilateral pulmonary emboli 10/09
Currently on Humira, Omeprazole, Effexor, Seroquel, Calcium, Vit D, sublingual B12, Coumadin


Sniper
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   Posted 11/24/2009 10:16 PM (GMT -7)   
So you have a head start on the idea Randy, now with a few adjustments you could make a fortune off us poor peeps with belly buttons. Call it the Randy handy dandy gas blaster and get one of those TV pitch men to push it. Only $19.98, Installation not included. May cause watery eyes, or strange stares. For a ,Blaaaaaatttt , lasting more than 4 minutes please see your doctor as permanent damage may occur..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


GDen
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   Posted 11/24/2009 10:28 PM (GMT -7)   
Being a janitor in a gastroenterology clinic has got to suck...

randynoguts
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   Posted 11/25/2009 3:20 AM (GMT -7)   
i can install it too! i watched them do mine! just a poke with ablade into the gut, stick it in and inflate the balloon. how hard can it be? now if they want a local pain killer THATS extra!
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HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 11/25/2009 7:14 AM (GMT -7)   

Wow...that adds a whole new meaning to Tailgate tested, Tailgate approved!

I want a Tupperware Tushy!  Something I can burp every so often when it is convenient...or inconvenient to my hubby hehehehehe


Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


j_web
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   Posted 11/25/2009 7:54 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL, thanks for the laugh this morning!
CD since July 2007 - prenatal vitamins, vitamin D, fish oil, flax oil, Flora-Q probiotics, pescetarian healing diet
DM T1 since January 2008 - Apidra via OmniPod


Nanners
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   Posted 11/25/2009 8:05 AM (GMT -7)   
Randy I definetly want one of those. That must have felt wonderful when all that air came out.
Gail*Nanners* Co-Moderator for Crohns Disease and Anxiety/Panic Forum
Crohn's Disease for over 33 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, Calcium  w/Vit D, and Xanax as needed. Resections in 2002 and 2005. Also diagnosed with Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, and Anxiety. Currently my Crohns is in remission, but my joints are going crazy!
It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.
*Every tomorrow has two handles.  We can take hold of it by the handle of anxiety, or by the handle of faith"*

Sniper
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   Posted 11/25/2009 8:20 AM (GMT -7)   
Nanners, I'm not sure you should let it allllllll out at one time. You may go flying around the room and end up a little wrinkled heap stuck to the ceiling fan blade.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Howlyncat
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   Posted 11/25/2009 12:57 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG...you sure nuff have a way to making this ole babe laugh her keister off.....i needed it believe me.....i have had them their big blow outs sniper n i am always in awe of how much this frame holds or lets go lol..problem here is this place cait rented has the bathroom right smack off living room not a good way to impress guests i tell ya....have come close to gassing self a few times..the pup even puts tail between legs and hides..gotta love ..THAT SMELL....EWWWW that smell...luvs to all ..lyn
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           Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum ,Seizures ,Fibro ,completely Deaf ,Anxiety/Panic,Neuropathy..
 
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Sniper
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   Posted 11/30/2009 6:03 AM (GMT -7)   
Lyn, when you run to the bathroom while entertaining, have Cait turn the TV or music up loud. Try to match the booms on the air with the booms from down there. War movies work best.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Howlyncat
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   Posted 11/30/2009 11:58 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL...are you here how come ya always knows what i do...i can have tv blaring and dont bother me cant hear it anyways......iv meds made this one deaf...say hi to Camillia...luvs lyn

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..                          Co Moderator for Crohns , Anxiety/Panic ,Alzheimers....
 
           Crohns,Pyoderma Gangrenosum ,Seizures ,Fibro ,completely Deaf ,Anxiety/Panic,Neuropathy..
 
......I COULD feel sorry for self but where would that get me....I CHOOSE  to fight n survive...
 
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                                                        Lyn

Post Edited (Howlyncat) : 12/2/2009 4:59:33 AM (GMT-7)


teddybearweiser
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   Posted 11/30/2009 12:46 PM (GMT -7)   
Really funny Sniper. I enjoy you humor.

teddybear
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital

in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.

My GI doctor has me on and Humira. B-12 injection once a month.
Also diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis.


Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/3/2009 6:49 PM (GMT -7)   
teddy.....he sure has a way with words eh...
                          
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azalee
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   Posted 12/3/2009 7:45 PM (GMT -7)   
hun, u have no idea how much i needed that today !!!! by the way i am a nurse & worked many years at a GI clinic. lets just say i'm glad i was nursing not cleaning up the bathroom!!! lol
37 year old southern belle nurse,married,mother of the most precious 3 year old bad boy.crohns dx.1998 ,severe anemia & fibromyalgia . meds: 6mp, aciphex, prestique, lyrica, phenagran, prednisone, humeria.

"that which does not kill us , makes us stronger"


Sniper
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   Posted 12/3/2009 10:21 PM (GMT -7)   
Glad I could bring a smile azalee. Rather than crying , I make light of a bad situation when I can. To quote Doc Holiday as he looked at his bare feet and realized he would not die with his boots on,," Hmmmm, this is funny."
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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