Endoscopy Unit Holiday Songs !!!

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CrohnieToo
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   Posted 12/10/2009 9:59 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't miss these new words to favorite holiday songs!!!
 
 
Anyone want to try creating their own verses for popular seasonal songs???
 
I've never forgotten the holiday card a friend got from her gastro scheduling her colonoscopy in December. The front of the "card" had a sketch of a gastro w/scope tucked behind her back and the message on the front of the card said: "Tis the Season to Look Up Old Friends". Date, time and instructions were included inside.


Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Post Edited (CrohnieToo) : 12/10/2009 10:02:51 AM (GMT-7)


MikeB
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   Posted 12/10/2009 11:00 AM (GMT -7)   

Silent farts, deadly farts,

All is gas, from your ass,

Through yon rectum scopes intrude,

In procedures awful and rude,

Fart in heav'nly relief,

Fart in heavn'y relief.


CrohnieToo
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   Posted 12/10/2009 2:01 PM (GMT -7)   
turn good 'un, Mike!!! yeah
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.


Sniper
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   Posted 12/10/2009 3:26 PM (GMT -7)   
Grandpaws butt got messed up by a surgeon
Working in the ER chrismas eve
You can say that crohn's disease is who wee
But as for me and Grandma we believe

Its not Christmas with out Grandpaw
Theres no one here passing gas
He has stitches in his backside
And lots of santa clause marks on his a--

Sing to,, Grandma got run over by a reindeer..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


CrohnieToo
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   Posted 12/10/2009 4:25 PM (GMT -7)   
tongue  Leave it to you, Sniper!!! yeah (((hugs))) and Happy Holidays to you and Camilla!smilewinkgrin
Some people are like Slinkies... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.


Sniper
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   Posted 12/10/2009 10:28 PM (GMT -7)   
Last verse

So to all I give this warning
Better watch out for yourself
You may have an operation
And then find out that your surgeon was an elf
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/10/2009 11:32 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah OMG....you have me **** Sniper.....so bleeding loud i woke Cait up she asked me what the  blankety blank r ya doing........got her to read it now she is lhao,,,,,just sec she has message for ya lol....UNCLE SNIPER...mom woke me up thought she finally did crack i read what you posted i am going to print it out if you dont mind....say hi to your wife plz and Merry Christmas....love Cait....NOW can i go back to sleepy lol tongue ..
                          
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Sniper
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   Posted 12/11/2009 7:13 AM (GMT -7)   
Sorry I woke you Cait. Print away. Watch out for Santa.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


heatmiser
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   Posted 12/14/2009 12:42 AM (GMT -7)   
I'm dreaming of a white christmas cd version:

I'm dreaming of a firm bm
just like the ones I used to know
before crohn's hit my gut
and hijacked my butt
and made me go and go and go.....

I'm dreaming of a firm bm
with every cramp I try to fight
May your farts be silent and light
and may all your underwear be white
Dxd CD in 2003. Scope Aug/09 shows UC.
Meds: Colazal, prilosec, darvocet


Sniper
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   Posted 12/19/2009 11:06 PM (GMT -7)   
Come on guys , give it a try,,,this is too good to pass up..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


atctackett
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   Posted 1/2/2010 10:00 PM (GMT -7)   
These are hilarious!!!! My wife and I were both in tears reading them.
Shawn
 
Diagnosed with Crohn's in July 2005. 2 Bowel Resections in 2008.
Currently taking Pentasa 1000 mg 4X/Day, 6MP 100 mg/day, multivitamin, Lopressor 100 mg/day (Blood Pressure), Remicade IV every 8 weeks, Omeprazole CR 40 mg/day, Lomotil BID, Immodium BID, Cholestyramine 2 grams daily

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