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Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/19/2009 11:06 PM (GMT -7)   
......turn Santa Sniper ..you are the one ...that makes Healing Well sooo much fun we all are waiting with baited breath..to see what you will post next............. Just to catch your latest entry,,,,,makes this gal look with anticipee...okay lol i tried but hey i am no Sniper nor Snoharenono ..SO give me some slack k eyes ...luvs n  huggles..lyn
                          
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                                                     .....LYN.......
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randynoguts
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   Posted 12/19/2009 11:10 PM (GMT -7)   
howlyncat you know where its at
but if you compliment sniper
the puns will get riper

when snohare jumps in
the humor gets thin
and then well all pay the piper
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/19/2009 11:16 PM (GMT -7)   
So good to see you ....lmbo ty ......i am hoping more will add some tunes for SS N SH......I cant match their twist on words but you did great ...luvs n huggles..lyn
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
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                                                     .....LYN.......
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/20/2009 1:48 PM (GMT -7)   
okay where is snohare.....
                          
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                                                     .....LYN.......
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FallColors
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   Posted 12/20/2009 7:20 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper as Santa?? I am not sure I want to see him coming down my chimney. What if he gets stuck in the chimney? If he gets stuck, his fumes would not be able to vent and would fill my house. I would have to evacuate and then my house would explode. Poor me and Santa Sniper!
Diagnosed with Crohn's in early 2007.  Several peri-rectal abscesses and two fistulae with setons.  Allergic to Remicade and Humira.  Currently on 6MP, and vitamins D and B-12.


Sniper
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   Posted 12/20/2009 10:44 PM (GMT -7)   
In a chimney , alas , I have never passed gas , Thats a danger that I always handle
should an ember by chance , ignite one in my pants , I'd be fired out like a roman candle
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


randynoguts
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   Posted 12/20/2009 11:52 PM (GMT -7)   
to pun is no fun
when its raining with no sun
so for now i will pass
and let sniper give gas
and hope all can pass
the air so foul on a run
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HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 12/21/2009 5:53 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper may not be round, but definitely is jolly
Glad to have him mixed in with the holly
He is an ecologist dream...insane
His sleigh is powered with human methane!
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


Sniper
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   Posted 12/21/2009 10:04 PM (GMT -7)   
Geeez Habs,,can I be mixed in with the mistletoe ????
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 12/22/2009 6:20 AM (GMT -7)   
Sure...but it doesn't rhyme with jolly. Does that mean you are slow, or always on the go, or look out down below. Pick any one that you like and we can rhyme it with mistletoe.....meet you under it if your lovely wife does not mind me giving you a peck on the cheek!
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


Sniper
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   Posted 12/22/2009 10:33 PM (GMT -7)   
For some reason Bozo comes to mind.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


snohare
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   Posted 12/23/2009 1:53 PM (GMT -7)   
devil

Agent Orange-ish
Or
A Verse to Xmas with Crohns

His cheeks are red and jolly
Because his *ss it stabs like holly,
His face I’m sure is widely grinning
As in Walmart he’s yet more trews for binning. devil

The mischief behind him is purely instinct,
The floral spray ensuing is most dis-stinked,
As life unfolds he’s at a loose end,
And so his gutsy humour, tends to distend.

The task he’s taken, is not one for the faint, shakehead
He visits houses where CD peels paint,
His whiskers, they have all turned white,
From the fumes that have come, off all that ****e.

His clothes are lurid red but soon turn to camo,
As his sled shrieks past with a nasal whammo,
Since Dasher and Prancer developed Crohnie bellies, idea
He’s started to tuck his trousers in outside his wellies.

Burning rubber, or mayhap something worse,
Who would want to be his attendant nurse,
As his sleigh takes off and …rips across the sky,
Farmers warn, “There goes, Crop Sprayer Guy !” rolleyes

It's not the glee of spreading manure,
Nor flight itself, that's Sniper's lure;
No what he bestows, is a priceless gift,
Accompanied of course, by a noisome rift. skull

Joy or disaster, visits his dropping off,
It all depends on if he decides to cough, smhair
What comes down your chimney might not delight
But give a Hazmat team a dreadful fright. shocked

A fearsome sight is his hot Drop Zone
The blame is Crohn’s, not his alone,
If on occasion when landing he lets rip
Turning snow to dirt brown skidmark strip.

His aerial presence is usually known,
By all the….air filters tongue he has blown
The fallout from his delivery, is often not pleasant
It’s the reason for the colour, of a hen pheasant. wink

Now we know our Sniper is an inveterate giver,
But he needn’t worry if he cannot deliver,
For if he fails to make the grade,
He can handle toxic waste, as another trade.smilewinkgrin

This rhyme to him as thanks is ode,
Though as he jets his bike off down the road,
Exhausted memories of Christmas past
With nose-clipped fear, leave us…a’ gassed.

He does his best, and helps beat off our worst, yeah
Shows us how, our lives have not been cursed
This poetry stinks like Sniper, and does not scan
Forgive us folks, we do the best we can ! turn

For some reason, I found myself reluctant to write the verse about mistletoe.... redface shakehead

HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 12/23/2009 2:24 PM (GMT -7)   

I bow to the master....sno. 

But he did not use the word mistletoe

No kiss for the hare

Unless sniper will dare!


Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


snohare
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   Posted 12/23/2009 4:44 PM (GMT -7)   
A cute epigram, you seem to have made,
Just one thing wrong, I am afraid -
shocked That's an idea, which is just not funny
nono No such hugs for this little bunny !!

Sniper
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   Posted 12/23/2009 10:36 PM (GMT -7)   
I can not top that so I'll just have to quit
see not just VietVet, can shovel the s---

so I'll just wink my eye , it's all I can do
and hope that thats mud stuck up under my shoe
but to tell you the truth it smells like reindeer poo
I just hope it scrapes off as I slide down Sno's flue
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


snohare
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   Posted 12/25/2009 2:38 PM (GMT -7)   
I wrote the letter, I hung the stocking -
I was away, did you come knocking ? confused
The burning question, was I good or was I bad -
I asked for a cure - are you folks mad ? eyes

Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/25/2009 8:39 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG..U both got me **** n i am sure the neighbors really believe i am cetifiable by now,,they are ,coming to take me away ty i sure needed really needed the laughter today...luvs lyn
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
   Crohns..Pyoderma gangrenosum,..Anxiety / panic..Fibromyalgia,,Neuropathy...Deaf...Seizures
 
                        I DONT COMPLAIN...OTHERS ARE WORSE OFF THAN I AM                                   
                                                     .....LYN.......
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                             No BETTER GIFT than FRIENDS N FAMILY                                               
                            Happy Holidays from my home to yours
                              
 


snohare
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   Posted 12/27/2009 4:31 AM (GMT -7)   
Ole' Howlin' Lyn, can hardly hear or see
Yet Healingwell humour can make her pee ! smilewinkgrin
This Festive Season they're giving her a long-sleeved jacket
'Cos putting her in a home, would cost a packet.... eyes

I really shouldn't, but I just had to write this verse,
nono Although I knew it would make suspicions worse,
For Lyn is such a friend to us all here,
I just wanted, to give her a cheer ! yeah

Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/27/2009 2:06 PM (GMT -7)   
Sno..u are the best thanks for the words i love when we hv you n sniper going to it it is a blast for sure hoping your holidays are filled with love family and peace...luvs lyn
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
   Crohns..Pyoderma gangrenosum,..Anxiety / panic..Fibromyalgia,,Neuropathy...Deaf...Seizures
 
                        I DONT COMPLAIN...OTHERS ARE WORSE OFF THAN I AM                                   
                                                     .....LYN.......
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Sniper
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   Posted 12/27/2009 10:43 PM (GMT -7)   
I fear ye old snohare , a poet of ole
Looked into his stocking, but found only coal
a gift from old santa so slight and demure
alas silly wabbit, I haven't a cure ...

I bring only toys , to good girls and boys
if , good , I am never remiss
But some others I fear are somewhat in arrears
and snohare's at the top of that list.
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


snohare
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   Posted 12/28/2009 1:19 PM (GMT -7)   
yeah Coal of course is good, it would help me to be heated
(As my neighbourhood sheep, through the drift bleated)
eyes But coaled feet I must say, do give me chillblains
And holes in my stockings don't help when it rains.

I am, and have a cold ( 'sneezy thing to say !) smhair
No reason for mercy, I am sure you will say,
But you know I am chuffed, and not at all p***ed
To be not endangered - 'cos for once Sniper missed ! turn

Revenge I must fear, this New Year that's looming
For we all know disaster, when Sniper starts fuming
nono I foresee fire in the hole, when he has one more go,
At eradicating, that bad ole' poet Sno.

Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/28/2009 6:20 PM (GMT -7)   
jUST WHERE DO YOU 2 COME UP WITH THESE.....yous really do luvvers me dont ya ....awww shucks thanks for i luvvers yous too
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
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                        I DONT COMPLAIN...OTHERS ARE WORSE OFF THAN I AM                                   
                                                     .....LYN.......
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Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/30/2009 3:40 PM (GMT -7)   
We gots ppl asking for ENCORE
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
   Crohns..Pyoderma gangrenosum,..Anxiety / panic..Fibromyalgia,,Neuropathy...Deaf...Seizures
 
                        I DONT COMPLAIN...OTHERS ARE WORSE OFF THAN I AM                                   
                                                     .....LYN.......
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                             No BETTER GIFT than FRIENDS N FAMILY                                               
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snohare
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   Posted 12/31/2009 11:55 AM (GMT -7)   
eyes The snow keeps coming, the sheep are buried,
But I feel warm, since my favour is curried;
And I feel safe, when all the others dissing
Since both Sniper and VV, are still missing. wink

I fear alas my doggerel is a-getting worse
A fact to which many may be getting averse,
I expect poetic standards to be getting higher,
And I fear and dread the same for all our satire.

nono You may be easy to please, friend Lyn
But most would throw this straight into the bin,
And literature lessons, for your daughter Cait,
Would teach her soon, to Healingwell hate. wink

To read terrible verse, can be a dire chore,
It's only masochists, ask for an encore,
I read out aloud, my home-made lines
Till deafened, by my dear dog's whines.

So I've no plans, my odes to reprise,
I'm far too busy, mending my skis,
I hope that Sniper lets this slide
Or I had better, learn to hide...smurf

Howlyncat
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   Posted 12/31/2009 1:09 PM (GMT -7)   
thanks sno now just waiting for good ole sniper to appear,,,,,,,luvs ya..lyn
                          
                                Co Mod for Crohns, Anxiety/Panic, Alzheimers
   Crohns..Pyoderma gangrenosum,..Anxiety / panic..Fibromyalgia,,Neuropathy...Deaf...Seizures
 
                        I DONT COMPLAIN...OTHERS ARE WORSE OFF THAN I AM                                   
                                                     .....LYN.......
                                Donate to..www..healingwell.com.
                                                    
                             No BETTER GIFT than FRIENDS N FAMILY                                               
                            Happy Holidays from my home to yours
                              
 

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