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Sniper
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   Posted 2/5/2010 8:04 AM (GMT -7)   
A very wealthy man was about to pass on and he wanted to bring his fortune to heaven because he had worked hard to make it . As the time came closer an angel came to him and he asked if he could bring his wealth to heaven. No said the angel, but the man pleaded and the angel said she would see what she could do. Upon her return she said she had permission for him to bend the rules , but he could only bring one suitcase filled with his wealth. The man was elated at the news and had a suitcase filled with gold for his journey. He soon passed away and arrive with his suitcase at the pearly gates where St Peter stoped him and said he could not bring anything into heaven. But I have special permission he said to St Peter, please check. A few minutes later St Peter returned and said yes it was true that he had permission to bring one suitcase but he would have to show what he was bringing in. The man opened the case and St Peter looked at all the gold he had brought and said,,,What ? You brought pavement ??????
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


dunny2
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   Posted 2/5/2010 8:18 AM (GMT -7)   
Ha ha !!
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dunny2
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   Posted 2/5/2010 8:54 AM (GMT -7)   
I thought the paths were paved with gold 20 years ago before I came here!! Lol. xx
Vicky

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Fibromyalgia and recently diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and lupus.
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snohare
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   Posted 2/5/2010 10:11 AM (GMT -7)   
tongue Wealth in heaven would probably be a humble banker, or honest politician. Or should that be the other way around ? wink

CrohnieToo
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   Posted 2/5/2010 11:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Last I knew politicians and lawyers weren't allowed in heaven.

Good'un, Sniper! LOL
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Sniper
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   Posted 2/5/2010 1:03 PM (GMT -7)   
Sno,,, whats the deference between the Easter Bunny and an honest politician ? ..........None, neither exist....sorry I did not mean to ruin your day with the news about the Easter Bunny...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


snohare
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   Posted 2/5/2010 1:31 PM (GMT -7)   
nono Moon man speak with forked tongue. I see many bunnies in my garden, some of whom are even likely to survive until Easter. yeah

Sniper
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   Posted 2/5/2010 9:29 PM (GMT -7)   
If they are always after the green stuff they may be politicians .....
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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