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Sniper
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   Posted 2/24/2010 7:18 AM (GMT -7)   
 I know you all got you eyes glued on dat TV for dim limpics but down here in da bayou country old Boudreaux dun set a new record while walkin cross da cow pasture . Wit all dat mud he was slippin and slidin like dim ice skatters win he step on his boot lace. You could call dat a open toe loop. But it dont stop dere. When he dun dat he fell into his pirouge an went slide cross dat pasture like a one man bobsled knocking down three cows. Guess you can call dat a tripple cow cow. After dat he got up and slipped on a piece of 4 by 2 he had put across a mud puddle and he slid cross dat pasture in 4.2 seconds . So fast , he beat dim cows to the feed trough. Dim snow boarders ain't got nottin on dat . cause he cut three flip and did a back somersault while tryin to stay on dat board. His wife Clouteel was watchin from the kitchin window and told him he should get a gold medal for dim tricks he done in da cow pasture . Old Boudreaux said dat would be nice , but instead he would just as soon have some aspirin .rolleyes
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   Posted 2/24/2010 8:56 AM (GMT -7)   
LOL...at least you did not have to outrun the bull!  (remember the sign about how the bull can run the pasture in 10 sec)


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   Posted 2/24/2010 9:10 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper shocked I just wanted you to know how MUCH I enjoyed laughing to this post!!!

I read your post from yesterday and want you to know that I think you are honoring your friend nicely by carrying on the 'gift of laughter' to all of us! Be well<3

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   Posted 2/24/2010 10:59 AM (GMT -7)   
Was not sure you guys would get that cajun dialect .
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   Posted 2/24/2010 11:21 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper..your the best.  Today for lunch at work they served some southern cajun food.  Mix that with Mardi Gras last week and now your story.  Does life get any better?
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   Posted 2/24/2010 2:04 PM (GMT -7)   
Dag gum Sniper! That twas a mighty tall tail youse a told.

Successfully navigating a muddy cow pasture does rise to the level of Olympic competition. I think adding wildlife will make winter sports more exciting for viewers and athletes as well. For example, adding wolf packs to down hill skiing will add extra life-and-death challenges. And the wolves will love to chase them! (Go get 'em!!) Figure skating with several large polar bears will be interesting viewing too (they can run on ice quite well). Just a thought.
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Sniper
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   Posted 2/24/2010 4:48 PM (GMT -7)   
Fallcolors, dats not a tall tail. Boubreaux is only 5ft 2.
JavaJay, what kind of sounthern cajun food did you have and did you catch some beads? Down here for Party Gras they go house to house on horseback and chase and catch chickens that people donate. At the end of the day they cook up a big gumbo or jumbalia for all to eat. We call this, passing a good time....
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   Posted 2/24/2010 5:48 PM (GMT -7)   
thanks for the laugh sniper. It's never a dull moment with you around.
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JavaJay
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   Posted 2/24/2010 6:33 PM (GMT -7)   
Had some creole shrimp and some jambalya. But since I am in NY...it wasn't good :)
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Sniper
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   Posted 2/24/2010 7:18 PM (GMT -7)   
New York City ???? Hmmmmm. Thats a little more crowded than where I live . Hope they have some cajun transplants up there to cook the good food we have down here but even still, when you catch your shrimp or crawfish and cook it the same day, thats hard to beat. And where would you find okra ??I can catch my dinner about 5 miles by boat from my house and if I want a cat fish or two or three, I just cast off of my back yard into the bayou . Nice big bluepoint crabs there too. Yes we do have gators around at times but mostly they leave us alone,,,,because they know we eat them too. I dont think I would survive in the big city, although there are things I would like to see there, I would have to come home to the bayou or shrivel up from over exposure to culture shock .
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   Posted 2/24/2010 9:18 PM (GMT -7)   
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   Posted 2/25/2010 6:39 AM (GMT -7)   
Down home we hear tons of Boudreaux (boodrow) Thibideaux (tibadow) jokes because there are so many people with these last names . EAUX is pronounced OH as in ,go, and will be spelled ,Geaux ,here for fun. Fido the dog becomes Fideaux and so on. Most any joke can be turned into a boudreaux thibideaux joke but most have some cajun theme. I was wondering just how wide spread the jokes have become . Have any of you in other states heard them ? If not , I would be glad to tell a few, if I am allowed to embellish a bit . Let me know...
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   Posted 2/25/2010 10:14 AM (GMT -7)   
Sniper, I am so jealous of you. My wife and I went to New Orleans right before Katrina and we loved it down there. Best crab cakes I have ever had. We have been to many cities and have no desire to go back to most of them. I have always wanted to go back to N'orleans.
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MikeB
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   Posted 2/25/2010 10:17 AM (GMT -7)   

Seaux I will geaux to the bank to get some deaux . . . heaux heaux.

If they ever have the Olympics in Louisiana it would require some event involving alligators. Maybe slide down a hill on its back and avoid getting eaten at the bottom.


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   Posted 2/25/2010 3:14 PM (GMT -7)   
Wow MikeB , didn't take you long to catch on. We'll have you saying who dat in no time. Can you shuck oysters, shell crabs and crawfish, clean fish and skin gators too ???? Ahhhhhh eeeeeeee .
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   Posted 2/26/2010 3:37 AM (GMT -7)   
are there any hills in loose -e-ana
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Sniper
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   Posted 2/26/2010 3:15 PM (GMT -7)   
Down in south loose e na , we have hills,,,they call they speed bumps, other than that, its flat. North Louisiana has hills.
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AzJohnny
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   Posted 2/26/2010 7:32 PM (GMT -7)   
I've never heard theauxs jokes. I'd love to hear as many as you want to embellish.
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   Posted 3/1/2010 3:13 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper,

I think Mike's from Eauxklahoma, where we took lessons from a few good transplants after Katrina. I think he caught on better than me.
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   Posted 3/1/2010 11:23 PM (GMT -7)   
Margie 11, there were lots of transplants after Katrina. Guess you could say , geauxn with the wind.
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