Boudreaux calls his friend Thibideaux up for some help with his mule . Seems the mule has gone crosseyed and cant plow a straight row. Boudreaux tells Thibideaux to watch the mules eyes and to tell him when they get straight. Then he lifts the mules tail and put a small piece of pipe in its behind. " May, Boudreax " what da heck you duin back dare wit dat pipe ? " says Thibideaux .." Im save myself 15 dollor dats what " says boudreaux. " Dats what dat vegetarian charge me to do dis las time ." " He put dis pipe like dat and blow real hard and, pop , dim eyes was straight on my mule. " So boudreaux starts blowing like crazy on the pipe but the mules eyes are still crossed so Thibideaux say, "may, Boudreaux, you know you ben smoke dim cigrette all you life , " maybe you cant blow hard enuf what to strait dat mules eyes. Let me try dat." So they trade places. First thing Thibideaux does is pull the pipe out of the mules rear , turns it around and puts the other end in the mules behind. " Thibideaux !!! " Why you done dat ? " says boudreaux. " Well, says Thibideaux,,,you done think I'm gone put my mouth on da same end you been blowin on ."
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.