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Sniper
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   Posted 3/14/2010 9:47 PM (GMT -7)   
When the bills hit your eye , and you just want to cry,,,your a crohnieee
when the stack you must pay, just gets bigger each day,,,,your a crohnieee
so you go, go and go and go , and you know that your going , too often
to the store you must fly , more TP you must buy,,its , the soft one
all your friends have a cure , but you just want to tell them,,,,,,BOLOGNEEEEE
Cuse sa me, but you see, there is no cure for me,,, your a crohnieeee
 
 OK , hint for you youngsters,,Dean Martin,,look him up.
 
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


randynoguts
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   Posted 3/15/2010 1:32 AM (GMT -7)   
when you you poop on some guy
in a stall thats near by
thats NOT amore`
you must wipe and then run
for the fightin's not done
till you get to the dooooorway!
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Sniper
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   Posted 3/15/2010 4:56 AM (GMT -7)   
Knew I could count on you randy. How about this one ?

What've I got to do when its all over,,what've I got to do to ease the pain,,what've I got to do to stop the burning,, always seems to me , wiping seems to be the hardest word ....
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 3/15/2010 2:02 PM (GMT -7)   
When you think you're all done
and get up to run
sit down, there's some more eh?
When husband wont leave
though the smell makes him heave
That's AMORE!
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....


randynoguts
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   Posted 3/15/2010 3:36 PM (GMT -7)   
habs, i was gonna use "eh" but im not canadian and didnt know if it was legal ;0)

sniper, i got nuthin' for the new one. i cant even get the tune in my head.. btw, my wife says thanks for getting that song in my head last night although after about an hour of singing and humming i was banished to the family room...;0)
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lslth
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   Posted 3/15/2010 7:43 PM (GMT -7)   
OMG! just gave me the best stress reducer. A good laugh. thanks guys.

dunny2
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   Posted 3/15/2010 8:26 PM (GMT -7)   
" Only a crohnie
Know the way I feel tonight
Only a crohnie
know this feeling aint right.

There goes my ****
There goes my****
Their gone forever
so far apart

Only a crohnie"
Vicky

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.
Fibromyalgia and recently diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and lupus.
B12 Shots bi-weekly

Laughter is the brush that sweeps the cobwebs from our hearts...


Sniper
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   Posted 3/15/2010 9:14 PM (GMT -7)   
Wow, never thought of Roy O !!! Sorry Rando, didn't mean to get you in trouble. The word on the next one is sorry seems to be the hardest word...I could use a little help on the next one . Nothing rhymes with supercalafradgulisticexpealadoshous ,,does it ????
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


humboldtmom
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   Posted 3/15/2010 9:29 PM (GMT -7)   
Not being a youngster, I get the big pizza pie, and only the crohnie, still having a problem with the hardest word. And doesn't atrocious rhyme?

And precocious?

randynoguts
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   Posted 3/16/2010 12:01 AM (GMT -7)   
hmom,, "sorry seems to be the hardest word" is the name of the song.. ;0) i just cant start it going in my head long enough to get a rhyme going for CD... maybe it didnt make that big of an impression on my young brain..
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CrohnieToo
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   Posted 3/16/2010 5:41 AM (GMT -7)   
Don't worry. Be happy.

That's for you, Sniper.
My computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.


Sniper
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   Posted 3/16/2010 7:46 AM (GMT -7)   
Thanks C2 ,,thats why I do this.
New one even Randy should get.

Every morning when you wake you can feel it arrive
be it six AM or two forty-five
theres a rumble in your tummy and that quivering lip
you know you better hurry and you better not trip
get to the JOHN !!!!!!

With your drawers around your ankles you go shuffling cross the floor
and your feeling very lucky that you made it to the door
when you finally make it inside theres no time for foolin round
and as your rear is landing your so glad the seat was down
in the John, big John , big bad John
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


dunny2
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   Posted 3/16/2010 7:48 AM (GMT -7)   
"Sorry" ELTON JOHN>

"Its sad so sad,
It's a sad sad situation
And it's getting more and more absurd
It's sad; so sad
Why can't we talk it over
Oh it seems to me
That Crohns seems to be the hardest word. LOL
Vicky

Too many years with CD
Two bowel resections, several obstructions.
Fibromyalgia and recently diagnosed with chronic pancreatitis and lupus.
B12 Shots bi-weekly

Laughter is the brush that sweeps the cobwebs from our hearts...


Sniper
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   Posted 3/16/2010 7:56 AM (GMT -7)   
See Randy ,,Vicky has the song..Try putting on some big glasses and glitter and you will be singing it too...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.

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