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CrohnieToo
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   Posted 4/24/2010 1:22 PM (GMT -7)   
I couldn't find a video but I did find The Laryngospasms' version of "Ring of Fire". They are a group of anesthesiologists and CRNAs who sing as a group for fun.
 
My 'rrhoids were getting out of hand
So I went to see the Procto man
He said it was no big deal
A little snip I would hardly feel
 
But I woke up with a burning ring of fire
And I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
 
He cut then he cut some more
Man, my butt is sore
I'm avoiding the toilet seat
Haven't gone in at least a week
 
I woke up with a burning ring of fire
Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
 
You would think for an extra fee
He'd throw in a colostomy
When I go it'll burn like hell
Like love in a prison cell
 
I woke up with a burning ring of fire
Now I can't sit down 'cause my butt's on fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
 
 
My computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.


randynoguts
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   Posted 4/24/2010 3:09 PM (GMT -7)   
my favorite hem thing is the old bumper sticker "unless your a hemorrhoid, stay off my ***"
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Matthew
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   Posted 4/24/2010 5:18 PM (GMT -7)   
ROF****! I needed that!

Matthew

MToronto2
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   Posted 4/24/2010 9:17 PM (GMT -7)   
Ha ha ha ha ! Thanks all :)

FYI, for me, and several others I've suggested this to, not one of whom found otherwise, the BEST treatment for the old roids....

Webber's Vitamine E Ointment. Screw the Rx stuff, never helped me. This does.

Available in Canada at major drugstores in the first aid section; make sure it's the ointment. Apply liberally and wear undies you don't care about :)

Seems to me, we don't have to suffer every freaking symptom of CD, do we?

Sit comfy all :)
CD 24 years. Multiple surgeries in past 10 yrs. 4 year Illeostomy. Mesh rejection. Too close to death, twice. Large inscisional hernia. Perpetually underweight. Short bowel syndrom. Have used a variety of complementary medical therapies. Highly recommend Bowen Therapy as the best body work. Take me vites. Started Low Dose Naltrexone March 27, 2010. Got married for the only time 2008. Survive because of the love of good friends, and because I can. Happy to be alive. IBD needs more awareness and more voices willing to speak up. BE well.


Nanners
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   Posted 4/25/2010 7:37 AM (GMT -7)   
Haha thanks for sharing. I have a coworker at work who doesn't have Crohns. She had surgery a couple months ago for her hemmoroids and she said it was sooo painful. She thought she would die for the first week because of the burning ring of fire.
Gail*Nanners* Co-Moderator for Crohns Disease & Anxiety/Panic
Crohn's Disease for over 34 years. Currently on Asacol, Prilosec, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain, Zofran, Phenergan, Probiotics, Calcium, Vit D, and Xanax prn. Resections in 2002 & 2005. Also diagnosed w/ Fibromyalgia, Osteoarthritis, & Anxiety. Currently my Crohns is in remission, but my joints are going crazy!
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CrohnieToo
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   Posted 4/25/2010 8:04 AM (GMT -7)   
That old bumper sticker is priceless, Randy!

I had a few whilst pregnant. Glad THOSE days are behind me!
 
These guys did a funny one to "Dream" they call "Breathe" that's funnier than a crutch too. And I think I've mentioned before the "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" they've done as "Waking Up Is Hard To Do" also about anesthesia.


My computer says I need to upgrade my brain to be compatible with its new software.

Post Edited (CrohnieToo) : 4/25/2010 9:07:05 AM (GMT-6)

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