Hehe...for everyone whose seen "Juno". I call them food babies with teeth and claws. You know that barely ate but feet so full and gassy feeling? And then the rush to the bathroom. That would be the labor pains of the evil food baby. And the food baby can have twins, triplets, etc. My bro actually makes me laugh so hard about the phrase now.
Allergies and Asthma my whole life: Benadryl
Depression and PTSD after surgeries and illness of 2003 (turned out to be Crohns)
Crohns Dx'd: February 2008: Pentasa, Hyoscyamine
Fibromyalgia Dx'd: July 21, 2009: Lyrica, Cymbalta, Hydrocodone, Prenatal Vitamin