Hiya I was led in bed this morning, wide awake at 4.30am !!! And got to thinking about
my up and coming birthday!!!!
Hmmmm I'm coming into my hmmm forty fourth year !!!! And was thinking about
well getting older ......
What are the pros ????? .......
Am I older or wiser? ..... Well I don't feel any older!!! I still feel and act like I'm eighteen, and the wiser bit .... Well I'm not so sure..... As unfortunately every time I try to reflect back ... Well I can't remember under all this brain fog ........
So guys out there in their hmmmm mature, cute, distinguished, Viking blonde years !!!! What's you thoughts ?????
As you can see iv found no pro's ??? As iv got no memory !!!! And I'm not joking!!!! I can't get the simplest words out and when I get frustrated trying to tell someone I end up saying things like, " you know, thingarmebob, and you the what I'm trying to say "" doh !!!
What are the cons well .......
They sat your in your prime !!!! Which to me means, in the best shape etc.... Well how come I look in the mirror and my reflection looks any but in it's prime !!!!!
Let's start from the top down
Iv still got my hair as such but even though iv dyed it for years, them little Viking blonde gritters still manage to rear their ugly head !!!
Then there's the fact that at last my face has grown into itself as I kind of looked odd in my hmmm younger days!!!!
And what's with these hairs that have started to sprout on my face !!!!! Yes on my bloody face!!! And their really long and coarse. Their a bugger to get out !!!!
There was a time a was called a milf mum ( apologies if I'm offending anyone, none intended). And you don't look old enough to have two grown up children. But alas no more !!!
Then there's the body !!! Well despite being into exercise all my life, well where are my boob going and my tummy??? Yes their starting to head south !!!! My boobies look like dog ears and my tummy always had a bit of a baby pouch as I called it but now it's looking like you know when you blow up a balloon and you let it down well yep that's me !!!!!!
My bottom now resembles a flat ironing board, no cushioning in it at all
My toy husband as I call him as he's a little younger than me,only a little I might add is
heading the same, but at least I haven't got any down there yet !!!!!! He has ....
He has been losing his hair since his early twenties but how come even thou he's getting older he looks cute!!! You guys from previous threads know who you are !!! Lol !!! It's not fair!!! Even thou he now has hair that sprout out of his ears and nose and are soooo long you can actually climb aboard and swing on them, distinguished hair and wait for it distinguished hair down there !!!!! Look so darn sexy !!!!!
So that's my thoughts, ladies and gents please feel free to comment, no offence was intended in this thread, just a bit of tongue in cheek humour.
Sooo my conclusion is that despite not looking in the nude in my hmmm prime years, I do feel sexy, confident than I ever did in my hmmm younger years, I just wish I had the body to match. !!!!! Lol !!!!!