OT: Getting older - not to do with crohns but hey!

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Shellybum
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   Posted 9/4/2010 4:53 AM (GMT -7)   
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Hiya I was led in bed this morning, wide awake at 4.30am !!! And got to thinking about my up and coming birthday!!!! mad
Hmmmm I'm coming into my hmmm forty fourth year !!!! And was thinking about well getting older ......

What are the pros ????? .......

Am I older or wiser? ..... Well I don't feel any older!!! I still feel and act like I'm eighteen, and the wiser bit .... Well I'm not so sure..... As unfortunately every time I try to reflect back ... Well I can't remember under all this brain fog ........

So guys out there in their hmmmm mature, cute, distinguished, Viking blonde years !!!! What's you thoughts ?????

As you can see iv found no pro's ??? As iv got no memory !!!! And I'm not joking!!!! I can't get the simplest words out and when I get frustrated trying to tell someone I end up saying things like, " you know, thingarmebob, and you the what I'm trying to say "" doh !!!

What are the cons well .......
They sat your in your prime !!!! Which to me means, in the best shape etc.... Well how come I look in the mirror and my reflection looks any but in it's prime !!!!!

Let's start from the top down nono

Iv still got my hair as such but even though iv dyed it for years, them little Viking blonde gritters still manage to rear their ugly head !!!
Then there's the fact that at last my face has grown into itself as I kind of looked odd in my hmmm younger days!!!!
And what's with these hairs that have started to sprout on my face !!!!! Yes on my bloody face!!! And their really long and coarse. Their a bugger to get out !!!!
There was a time a was called a milf mum ( apologies if I'm offending anyone, none intended). And you don't look old enough to have two grown up children. But alas no more !!!

Then there's the body !!! Well despite being into exercise all my life, well where are my boob going and my tummy??? Yes their starting to head south !!!! My boobies look like dog ears and my tummy always had a bit of a baby pouch as I called it but now it's looking like you know when you blow up a balloon and you let it down well yep that's me !!!!!!
My bottom now resembles a flat ironing board, no cushioning in it at all turn

My toy husband as I call him as he's a little younger than me,only a little I might add is
heading the same, but at least I haven't got any down there yet !!!!!! He has .... yeah
He has been losing his hair since his early twenties but how come even thou he's getting older he looks cute!!! You guys from previous threads know who you are !!! Lol !!! It's not fair!!! Even thou he now has hair that sprout out of his ears and nose and are soooo long you can actually climb aboard and swing on them, distinguished hair and wait for it distinguished hair down there !!!!! Look so darn sexy !!!!!


So that's my thoughts, ladies and gents please feel free to comment, no offence was intended in this thread, just a bit of tongue in cheek humour.

Sooo my conclusion is that despite not looking in the nude in my hmmm prime years, I do feel sexy, confident than I ever did in my hmmm younger years, I just wish I had the body to match. !!!!! Lol !!!!! wink turn
 
 
:-)

Sir Oinksalot
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   Posted 9/4/2010 6:06 AM (GMT -7)   
After reading you post I wanted to ask you a question.

I am a guy and I wanted to ask: What "is" the right thing to say to a woman having a crisis like that?

I mean normally I just grab the woman around the waist, pick her up and while spinning around a bit and say "I think your gorgeous!"

Unfortunately I dont think theyve made an emoticon for that one yet

I hope you have a great bday!

Shellybum
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   Posted 9/4/2010 8:51 AM (GMT -7)   
Hiya sir oinksalot
The answer to that one I'm afraid is going to be mystery !!!! I for one would love your suggestion and it would make me feel very special, but that's me !!!!

I've got a very wicked sense of humour, but to all the other ladies ?????
We are a mystery aren't we !!!!! But you love us !!!! And yes more emoticons please for more expressions !!!! Lol !!!

Thanks for the birthday wishes, iv got a few weeks before the hmmm big day !!! Lol !!!!

Hope your ok yourself x
Diagnosed with crohns march 2010,small intestine, and anus area. Also suffer from fistula and pilonidal disease.
Currently med:
Endorcort 6mg daily sine march 2010
Azathiaprine - only taken for two weeks, body couldn't tolerate it.

mdf34
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   Posted 9/4/2010 2:49 PM (GMT -7)   
I still feel 18 all the time, but this doggone hitch in my giddyup, (sporadic pain in my hip joint) seems to put a crimp in my style.
 
Do you need glasses yet?  I just put the bifocals on last week.  If you need glasses put them on, if you have them on, take them off, either way should help with that mirror situation!  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! smilewinkgrin tongue
 
 
 
 
When I posted this I thought it was funny as all heck....looking back I worried that it seemed rude.....Please know I meant absolutely no offense, at all, whatsoever.......this is exactly how I would joke with my friends in person........I realize I don't know you like that............if it is too over the top I will remove it.
Diagnosed (FINALLY) UC Sept 09/Diagnosis amended 5-3-10 to Crohn's
Taking Pentasa 500mg/8x/day
Entocort 3X/day
Bentyl as needed
1000 mg Vitamin C
Prilosec 1X/day
Flonase
Caltrate-D 1000mg/day

Post Edited (mdf34) : 9/4/2010 4:12:12 PM (GMT-6)


Sir Oinksalot
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   Posted 9/4/2010 4:30 PM (GMT -7)   
Hehe it was a rhetorical question, sometimes words on a page cant translate so well :p

As for women being a mystery... I see no harm in letting women believe that myth :)

Grandpato2
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   Posted 9/4/2010 11:39 PM (GMT -7)   
Enjoy 40-50 after 50 sucks lol
Male, 55 years old with Crohn's since 15 years old, diagnosed at age 46. Terminal ileum resected 2002. 5 months of remission. Crohn's has now been active since May, 2003. Had a gall bladder removed Nov. of 2009. Currently on Remicade every 8 weeks, Nexium, Iron, B-12 injection every 4 weeks, Morphine Sulfate as needed for pain. Cymbalta for long term pain control. In the past, 5-asa Salofalk, Asacol, Entocort,  Imuran and Prednisone.

Shellybum
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   Posted 9/5/2010 3:27 AM (GMT -7)   
Awwww I love you guys!!!!!

Mdf34 nooo way am I offended, I love it, your soo funny.yes I do wear glasses but haven't reached the bi- vocal stage yet !!!!

Siroinksalot - are you have us women sussed do ya ????? Mmmm no comment !!

Grandpato2 - oh noo shall I start counting backwards then !! Tee hee

Thanks guys- hope your all doing ok

Oh and iv just noticed that iv become a regular member. !!!! Whooooo xx
Diagnosed with crohns march 2010,small intestine, and anus area. Also suffer from fistula and pilonidal disease.
Currently med:
Endorcort 6mg daily sine march 2010
Azathiaprine - only taken for two weeks, body couldn't tolerate it.

Sir Oinksalot
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Date Joined Sep 2010
Total Posts : 34
   Posted 9/5/2010 5:13 AM (GMT -7)   
hehe all I know is I do enjoy seeing a woman speechless :P

joy47
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   Posted 9/8/2010 8:14 AM (GMT -7)   
I just seen your topic I love it. For I just had a 48 birthday. Yea the breast seem to want to go east and west when i lay down. That tire that hangs around my mid waist just wont deflate even tho I work out. But I also work out on the snacks. And tho the natural blondes they just wont lay down. Its like bed springs. But with all that said I love my age I do feel better than I ever have and I'm more focused probably because my boobs are going north and i can see better. lol. So with that said Happy late birthday to you and many more.!!!
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