"Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"

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   Posted 8/20/2007 8:30 AM (GMT -6)   
 Poopington McToot's  euphamism on the TP usage thread cracked me up.("Stocking the porcelain pond with brown trout")  This has probably been done already on this forum, but I missed it, so I thought I'd throw mine in, and see if anyone had any new ones to offer.
Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl is my favorite.  Especially since I have friends who are fans of the Cleveland Browns.  They hate it when I say that devil
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   Posted 8/20/2007 8:35 AM (GMT -6)   
dropping the kids off at the pool
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   Posted 8/20/2007 8:37 AM (GMT -6)   

"Giving birth to a (insert your own intensely disliked group here)."

I usually say "lawyer."

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   Posted 8/20/2007 11:23 AM (GMT -6)   
I'm a Bills fan so I could NEVER even consider Browns and Super Bowl in the same sentence :-)

we call it "recycling lunch" and "dropping the kids off at the pool" also.

Question for the day...why is poop tapered at the ends? So your bum doesn't slam shut!
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   Posted 8/20/2007 11:09 PM (GMT -6)   
I like the euphemism "painting the town brown."
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   Posted 8/21/2007 7:45 AM (GMT -6)   

Here is one that is used often in my house....


I didn't know I ate corn...... eyes no to be grosse but I had to do my pre scope prep and really thought that at 3am this morning.


ok so we are desparate to laugh but it really irratates my teenagers so it is worth it ....


Thanks for the funnies....I needed them last night when I was up sitting and going and sitting and going......it helped pass the time.

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