or possibly baby wipes names
I just noticed your signature. I was diagnosed at 20 as well (34 now) and I also had my ileum removed in Nov 06. If you went to college in Virginia, then I would say dee, dee, dee, dee....dee, dee, dee, dee (Twilight Zone).
But they shoved me back to work after just 4 weeks. Although I must admit I was ready to return. There's only so much daytime tv I can stand.