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Sniper
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   Posted 11/12/2007 9:01 AM (GMT -7)   
Hello,, I'm Jonny Splash,,dom de dom dom de dom dom, dom dom dom dom de dom
I feel the crap a commin, its rollin through my gut
I'm headin for the restroom , before it hits my butt
I'm stuck in CD prison, and time keeps rollin by
When I hear my guts a rumble
I hang my head and cry
 
I hear the ER callin, with nurses round the clock
I know the bills are commin, and there never gonna stop
Cause I'm stuck in CD prison, and time is rollin by
When I see the bills I'm payin
I hang my head and cry
 
Well theres something on the TV, I'd like to see the end
But I'm here in the bathroom, cause I will not wear Depends
I'm stuck in CD prison, I know life done me wrong
So I got some toilet paper, theres where I wrote this song.
 
Everybody sing along
 
 
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


lamb61
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   Posted 11/12/2007 9:57 AM (GMT -7)   
That was hilarious!!! My boss is peaking over the wall to see what the heck I'm laughing about!
 


gachrons
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   Posted 11/12/2007 10:28 AM (GMT -7)   
OK Snipe I"am singing. Just remember son don't play with buns. lol gail

bluemeanies
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   Posted 11/12/2007 10:30 AM (GMT -7)   
hee hee hee
 


teddybearweiser
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   Posted 11/12/2007 2:17 PM (GMT -7)   
LOL LOL LOL, Thanks Sniper.

teddybear
Hi, I am teddybearweiser, I am a male.
I was diagnosed with crohns disease when i was admitted to the hospital
in 1992, in Jan of 1993 I was back in the hospital for surgery for my crohns. I had part of my right colon resectioned with ilecolonstomy.
 My GI doctor has me on Asacol, Dicyclomine,Imuran,Celebrex and Remicade. B-12 injection once a month.
My Internest doctor has me on Lisnopril-HTCZ and Folic Acid. Diagnosed
with Osteoarthritis July 2007
 


jenngrl81
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   Posted 11/12/2007 2:36 PM (GMT -7)   
Holy CRAP! Literally! That was priceless, thanks so much for the laughs, I REALLY needed it today!
26 year old female  diagnosed with severe Crohn's in Sept. 2007-suspected that I've had it for at least 3 yrs; diagnosed with anemia Aug. 2007. Currently taking Pentasa 500mg/8x daily; Entocort 3mg/3x daily; Percocet/Ultram for pain; Protonix 40mg---was on Flagyl/Cipro for two weeks,(a few weeks ago), was supposed to be on it for three weeks but the cramping and diarrhea it caused made me stop
Now on Prednisone 40mg, stopped Entocort while on pred.
Ferrous Sulfate 325mg/daily for anemia


chroniemomx2
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   Posted 11/12/2007 6:44 PM (GMT -7)   
VERY funny Sniper! Thanks!

Jack S.
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   Posted 11/12/2007 9:23 PM (GMT -7)   
Sniper
They laughed at me when i put a phone in the bathroom
but if it was any bigger the tv would be next!
JACK


Sniper
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   Posted 11/12/2007 9:38 PM (GMT -7)   
Welllll let see. 85 viewed and 7 comments. Did I step on some country western toes are something???
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


randynoguts
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   Posted 11/13/2007 2:24 AM (GMT -7)   
no, just waiting for the flip side. something from johnny horton? ie battle of new orleans " battle of the chili beans'
randynoguts 



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Sniper
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   Posted 11/13/2007 5:53 AM (GMT -7)   
Sorry Rando, the flip side is another Jonny Splash hit.
I keep my pants up with a piece of twine,,, when my guts cryin,,, I pull the twine...
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


Nanners
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   Posted 11/13/2007 7:37 AM (GMT -7)   

Sniper, just wanted to tell you that I am glad that you are in my world.  Thanks for your humor!  I really appreciate it, you always pick us up!!  I love your quick wit and humor.

 

God Bless,

Gail *Nanners*


Been living with Crohn's Disease for 32 years.  Currently on Asacol, Prilosec 60 mg, Estrace, Prinivil, Diltiazem, Percoset prn for pain and Calcium.  Resections in 2002 and 2005.  Recently diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and doing tests to see if I have Inflammatory Arthritis or AS.


Matthew
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   Posted 11/13/2007 8:23 AM (GMT -7)   

 

 

          Ok, Sniper keep on scribbling on the TP. Love it, but people may start to ask questions when I start playing the Harmonica in the restroom!

 

    yeah Matthew


Sniper
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   Posted 11/13/2007 8:25 AM (GMT -7)   
Thank you Nanners. I try. This is how I keep myself from being down too. By the way, I think old Jonny did a song called, burning ring of fire. Bet we all can relate..
If we would read the secret history of our enemies,we would find in each mans life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.


HabsHockeyFan
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   Posted 11/13/2007 11:09 AM (GMT -7)   
Splish Splash, I was dumping my trash
all upon a diarhea night
Rub Dub not relaxin' by the tub
Thinkin' everythings not right....

I don't know country music but how about a little Bobby Darin (darin' to get a whiff of your bathroom!)
Dx'd '90 (emergency rupture), symptoms ignored long before that, '03 fistulas and bad flagyl reactions, B12 weekly, Pentasa [until I surrender to the bigger meds]
I'm riding on the escalator of life....

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