And don't forget the Desitin. I *really* wish someone would have told me to use the Desitin before the laxatives took effect. I was sore for two weeks after that darn prep.
Skip the "Desitin Creamy", and go right for the good ole fashioned regular "Desitin". It's 40% Zinc Oxide, and 100% better at keeping you safe from harm's way, if you know what I mean. :)